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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672858 times)

Baffler

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7215 on: March 04, 2015, 09:42:56 am »
Mine through the side of the wall to escape, but get killed by a rat man before he made it to the surface.

WWUD if headcrabs got into the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7216 on: March 04, 2015, 11:33:56 am »
Take Father Grigurist's advice and 'aim for the head, brother'.

WWUD if he was a badass Russian Orthodox preacher with a  rifle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7217 on: March 04, 2015, 03:57:44 pm »
Be sad that he has fallen so far...


WWUD if he was a badass dwarven devout worshipper of Urgag (the god of filth and gold) legendary cheesemaker/gelder/lasher with a platinum whip?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7218 on: March 04, 2015, 10:48:41 pm »
lash-geld his enemies and soak the cheese curds he's preparing in their blood.

WWUD with blood cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7219 on: March 05, 2015, 05:29:38 am »
Be satisfied with a ☼blood cheese roast☼

WWUD if DF stopped using ASCII extended?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7220 on: March 05, 2015, 12:07:06 pm »
Get confused as so many things now share the same symbols.

WWUD if DF was, instead, bumped up to 8-bit NES graphics?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7221 on: March 05, 2015, 01:11:05 pm »
OH GOD MY COMPUTER
IT CAN'T TAKE TH-

WWUD if tragic backstory?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7222 on: March 07, 2015, 05:40:46 am »
Tragic ending.

WWUD If tragic backstory and happy ending?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7223 on: March 07, 2015, 05:51:20 am »
Become an anime character.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was an MMORPG?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7224 on: March 07, 2015, 06:51:10 am »
Get caught in the crossfire as overseers make increasingly elaborate traps to one up each other.

WWUD if Armok himself toured the fortress to see if it's worthy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7225 on: March 07, 2015, 09:47:59 am »
Uncage the kittens and call over the axedwarves for a ☼display of gratitude☼

WWUD with an anonymous shipment of hammers and sickles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7226 on: March 07, 2015, 01:51:33 pm »
Combine the two into an odd looking weapon by attaching the handles together at the base. This ungodly dangerous weapon claims the lives of almost as many dwarves as enemies and is eventually banned.

What would Urist do if they had to compose an epic poem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7227 on: March 07, 2015, 02:47:12 pm »
Write a limerick about how beautiful elves are, earning him a death sentence.

WWUD if he was a bronze colossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7228 on: March 07, 2015, 08:02:23 pm »
Forge one arm into a hammer, one arm into an axe and then spam job cancellation messages because he has no hands to haul/build/craft with.

What would Urist do if they had a pegleg made of pitchblende?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7229 on: March 07, 2015, 11:07:28 pm »
Never get anything done due to the pegleg's weight.

Tawarochir: (Aside) I wonder if you could mod one in...

WWUD if the dwarven "justice" system was replaced with an actual justice system instead of "you punched him and the omnipotent overseer is sure of that, so you can die in a cage"?
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