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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672859 times)

Audioworm333

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7200 on: March 01, 2015, 10:03:56 pm »
Hoard all the socks.

All of them.

WWUD if he were a musclebound supergenius?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7201 on: March 02, 2015, 12:22:32 pm »
Be Iron Man, and thus get stuck in a cage so some loser can get a happy thought from seeing him.

WWUD if his beard started to fall out?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7202 on: March 02, 2015, 12:40:11 pm »
Throw himself into a magma smelter in shame.

WWUD if magma man immigrants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7203 on: March 02, 2015, 02:52:16 pm »
Attempt to intermarry with them, only to find out they lack the necessary accoutrements for procreation.

WWUD if she was self-conscious about her appearance?
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7204 on: March 02, 2015, 10:38:17 pm »
Wear her new !!pig tail shirt!!

WWUD if she had to choose between the love of her life and the booze?
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Graknorke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7205 on: March 02, 2015, 10:47:49 pm »
You can't choose when there's only one choice.

WWUD if a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighbourhood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7206 on: March 02, 2015, 10:56:19 pm »
Trick question; booze is the love her life. That other thing is just a symbiote so she can churn out parasites.
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Get in one little fight and have his face caved in from a lucky punch. He lives, but is unable to maintain consciousness long enough to eat or drink.

WWUD if cheese people attacked the fortress?
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7207 on: March 02, 2015, 11:38:40 pm »
Become a legendary biter.

WWUD if he lost an arm?
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Blastbeard

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7208 on: March 03, 2015, 03:07:02 am »
Become a *Slot Machine*

WWUD if he lost his [BP_ADD_TYPE:GELDABLE]?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7209 on: March 03, 2015, 03:09:45 am »
Say 'it was inevitable' and move on with life.

WWUD if he was [NOT_LIVING]?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7210 on: March 03, 2015, 04:36:10 am »
Proceed to get enlisted in the anti-necromancer squad before dying to a tragic magma accident

WWUD if he struck oil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7211 on: March 03, 2015, 07:38:57 am »
Become overwhelmed by a human siege. WAIT WHERE DID THOSE TANKS COME FROM?!

WWUD if dwarf fortress had a tech-tree
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Graknorke

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7212 on: March 03, 2015, 12:51:52 pm »
Cut it down to make tech-beds

WWUD if all the flux stone ran out?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7213 on: March 03, 2015, 04:48:02 pm »
Order steel anvils from the caravan to melt them down.

WWUD to stay alive in the caverns?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7214 on: March 04, 2015, 08:06:47 am »
Make a note here HUGE SUCCESS Train to become a legendary wrestler. Eat vermin to survive.

WWUD if in Portal?
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