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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673097 times)

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6735 on: December 21, 2014, 04:41:56 am »
Use the knowledge of his experiences to construct a perfect world where all dwarves live in peace and harmony.
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Oh, who am I kidding? He'll mandate a rose gold bed and when the legendary blacksmith fails, assign him to the magma room.

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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6736 on: December 22, 2014, 07:14:34 am »
Die fluffy death.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6737 on: December 23, 2014, 10:03:46 am »
Die horny death.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6738 on: December 23, 2014, 09:19:47 pm »
Nothing. He can't read.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6739 on: December 25, 2014, 08:31:40 pm »
Somehow escape and suck dry the fort's legendary weaponsmith.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6740 on: December 25, 2014, 09:45:24 pm »
Throw himself at a conveniently placed magma pool.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6741 on: December 25, 2014, 11:18:12 pm »
Be placed in a burial recepticle.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6742 on: December 25, 2014, 11:20:01 pm »
Die again.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6743 on: December 26, 2014, 09:01:22 am »
Remark about how the death rate has started lowering.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6744 on: December 26, 2014, 09:11:52 am »
Attempt to stockpile one and get his head pushed in.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6745 on: December 26, 2014, 09:50:52 am »
Atom smash the giant zombie sponges.

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6746 on: December 26, 2014, 10:57:54 am »
Die of FPS loss

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6747 on: December 26, 2014, 11:01:20 am »
Go back to being a warrior.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6748 on: December 26, 2014, 11:24:44 am »
Wield six in each hand to make up for it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6749 on: December 26, 2014, 11:50:24 am »
Get mauled by his friend.

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