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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673080 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6750 on: December 26, 2014, 11:54:39 am »
Use it as a -lead war hammer-

WWUD if Urist was in a SWAT team?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6751 on: December 26, 2014, 12:03:58 pm »
Start bashing people with his +plastic riot shield+

WWUD if made to think with portals?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6752 on: December 26, 2014, 12:11:47 pm »
Get stuck on the first level. You know, the one that doesn't have a portal gun in it.

WWUD if he got to use a portal gun outside of Aperture
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6753 on: December 26, 2014, 01:37:30 pm »
He would use it to create infinite booze by exploiting physics.

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was 100% realistic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6754 on: December 26, 2014, 07:54:00 pm »
Be happy because elves don't exist now.
Be sad because you can't throw elves at magma.
Die.

WWUD if he was being sieged by angry undead walking air-breathing giant sperm-whale-sized carps? (Sorry for the scary mental image)
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6755 on: December 26, 2014, 09:22:13 pm »
Magma.

WWUD if confronted with the conundrum on whether to use magma or lava?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6756 on: December 26, 2014, 09:26:41 pm »
Whats lava?  Urist has never seen lava.  Lava is what Sun-skipping dirt dwellers call magma, right?

WWUD in Moria?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6757 on: December 26, 2014, 09:27:50 pm »
A cave-in has occurred!

WWUD in Erebor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6758 on: December 26, 2014, 11:43:03 pm »
Reclaim his gold and cause ridiculous inflation in Middle Earth.

WWUD if he found a Silmaril?
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6759 on: December 27, 2014, 03:07:40 am »
Encrust it into a -copper bolt- and fire it.

WWUD if he inadvertently destroyed a Silmaril?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6760 on: December 27, 2014, 04:31:34 am »
Decide to declare war on himself over the treatment of magic rocks.

WWUD if he became peasant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6761 on: December 27, 2014, 04:50:26 am »
Start a party the moment the lever is ordered to be pulled.

WWUD if half the fortress is flooded with magma and the other half is flooded with water?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6762 on: December 27, 2014, 04:55:46 am »
Have happy thoughts because of the lava mist that's burning his flesh off, and also the water mist that's heating him and causing his fat to melt. Nice things! :3

WWUD if he was a dead skeleton?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6763 on: December 27, 2014, 02:08:48 pm »
Become a ghost, and rip the arms off of people for not burying him.

Wwud if he was a live skeleton?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6764 on: December 27, 2014, 02:57:36 pm »
He would jump into the great magma sea after seeing the precious booze falling through his empty frame.

What would Urist do if he were to see through the matrix, transcending the code that binds him?
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