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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673077 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6765 on: December 27, 2014, 03:11:28 pm »
Ignore it and instead demand materials for an artifact mitten.

WWUD if his wife gave him an artefact limestone-spiked mitten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6766 on: December 27, 2014, 03:42:44 pm »
Store it in his !!Glumprong Cabinet!!.

WWUD if he became a werejaguar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6767 on: December 28, 2014, 01:34:37 am »
Get used as a timer in some strange arcane Dwarfputer.

WWUD if sent to mine candy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6768 on: December 28, 2014, 03:39:55 am »
Dig in the wrong spot and flood the spire with magma, thereby rendering the fortress unable to make use of the raw candy.

WWUD if he lived in a forest retreat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6769 on: December 28, 2014, 03:48:19 am »
Strangle every single elf with his beard and claim the site for himself, transforming it into a fortress...
Some time, later...

ELVISH GHOSTS!!!!!


WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6770 on: December 28, 2014, 04:03:49 am »
Not answer since he isn't Urist.

WWUD if he was asked WWUD if he was asked WWUD if he was...ad infinitum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6771 on: December 28, 2014, 04:39:57 am »
Urist has stopped responding to the world. . .

WWUD if he went on an adventure?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6772 on: December 28, 2014, 08:22:40 pm »
Get mauled by Bogeyman.

WWUD if he was snatched by a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6773 on: December 28, 2014, 09:01:22 pm »
Get carried off by a humanid of the same size without posing much resistance... if at all.

WWUD if he was both vampire and hammerer that was exposed and sentenced for 10 hammer strikes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6774 on: December 28, 2014, 09:13:30 pm »
Hammer himself at the head and then suck his own blood, not quite in that order. The entire fortress WTFies Urist's behavior.

WWUD if he discovered R'lyeh while digging?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6775 on: December 29, 2014, 01:29:14 am »
Drown.

What would Urist do if he discovered his mother was a fishperson?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6776 on: December 29, 2014, 01:46:50 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on December 29, 2014, 01:29:14 am
Drown.

What would Urist do if he discovered his mother was a fishperson?

Make dwarven caviar?

WWUD if he found a masterwork wool sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6777 on: December 29, 2014, 02:40:42 am »
Run into the path of a Forgotten Beast to stockpile it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6778 on: December 29, 2014, 05:24:38 pm »
Set the world on fire

WWUD if he was one of the last seven dwarves in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6779 on: December 29, 2014, 07:14:04 pm »
Kill the remaining six, so he can have all the socks and booze!

WWUD if a dwarf made fun out of his name? (Urist Pinktongue)
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