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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673572 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3675 on: January 01, 2013, 12:03:13 am »

He'd engrave it on the wall amidst masterful carvings of cheese and engravings of engravers engraving engravings of cheese for all to admire.

WWUD if this question wasn't creative?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3676 on: January 01, 2013, 12:11:07 am »

Do the same thing he has done for all of the questions thus far

Hey Urist, what are going to do tonight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3677 on: January 01, 2013, 02:08:38 am »

Wallow in self-pity and throw a tantrum. Then kick a puppy, maybe. Probably end up in jail, where I'll starve to death.

WWUD if his family moved to the moon to build a fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3678 on: January 01, 2013, 02:19:46 am »

Follow them in his wagon. Boats and space ships cannot function, but apparently wagons can teleport anywhere they want.

WWUD if Great Space Wagon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3679 on: January 01, 2013, 10:37:49 am »

Die of explosive decompression. Because, you know, it is an open air wagon and all.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3680 on: January 01, 2013, 11:11:14 am »

WWUD in space if air pressure wasn't implemented yet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3681 on: January 01, 2013, 11:26:11 pm »

Float endlessly spamming job canceled messeges.



WWUD if he could use dwarf science to use the sun as a weapon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3682 on: January 01, 2013, 11:28:10 pm »

Destroy the planet, instantly go berserk ebcause everyone he'd ever known is now dead.
Your settlement has crumbled to it's end.

WWUD if he was forced to endure the decay of a friend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3683 on: January 01, 2013, 11:30:51 pm »

Be ecstatic because he saw worms and corpses, which are in his preference.

WWUD if he was a barrel of ale.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3684 on: January 02, 2013, 12:03:21 am »

Become elf, just so he can drink booze.

WWUD if the end of the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3685 on: January 02, 2013, 11:41:01 am »

Wait it out. Begin a new world.

WWUD if aliens did it? Did EVERYTHING!?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3686 on: January 02, 2013, 06:09:20 pm »

DOnt panic and begin hitchhiking.

WWUD if he was flying?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3687 on: January 02, 2013, 06:22:24 pm »

Hit the ground. Hard.

WWUD if he had the choice of eternal agony, or A form of torture so horrible, so cruel, so EVIL that not goblin nor even demon will even DARE to utter it or force it on others?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3688 on: January 02, 2013, 06:24:28 pm »

The unspeakable horror.

WWUD if he was a unicorn?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3689 on: January 02, 2013, 08:44:09 pm »

Impale dwarves, wear their corpses as a macabre hat. Hang out in good regions, and let elves ride him.

WWUD if elves wanted to enslave him as a pack animal?
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