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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673567 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3660 on: December 30, 2012, 08:38:00 am »

Urist(s) cancel be ocean: Interrupted by carps.

WWUD if the questions on the next page are all carp-related.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3661 on: December 30, 2012, 09:04:47 am »

Urist cancels read thread: Interupted by carp

WWUD if this question did not relate to carp in any way shape or form?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3662 on: December 30, 2012, 09:10:27 am »

It looks like he's still running for the hills.

WWUD if skeletal roc?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3663 on: December 30, 2012, 11:04:15 pm »

Deploy tactical cave-in cannon

WWUD if He evolved beyond the dwarf he was the minute before. Little by little advancing further with each tile, because that's how a pickaxe works! (?)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3664 on: December 31, 2012, 03:24:39 am »

Urist evolves the ability to think. He immediately runs out of the fort screaming, never to be seen again.

WWUD if he discovered the device known as a firework?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3665 on: December 31, 2012, 04:54:01 am »

Make the fortress crumble because the other dwarves thought he'd Dug Too Deep.

WWUD if Nuclear Wessel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3666 on: December 31, 2012, 05:41:17 am »

Cause a nuclear fallout panic by somehow blowing something up. Turns out, nothing remotely dangerous was caused, released, or revealed by the relatively minor explosion, but the public nonetheless becomes even MORE terrified of the word "nuclear" and anything associated with it.

WWUD if surrounded by idiots?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3667 on: December 31, 2012, 05:44:59 am »

Strike the earth! (AKA nothing because it's normal.)

WWUD if he was surrounded by geniuses.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3668 on: December 31, 2012, 04:52:28 pm »

Go in to a martial trance. Obviously these are not dwarves, and he is a dedicated miner, so these must be underground creatures attacking him!
 
WWUD if Minors could be Miners?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3669 on: December 31, 2012, 05:15:35 pm »

WWUD if He evolved beyond the dwarf he was the minute before. Little by little advancing further with each tile, because that's how a pickaxe works! (?)
That's...that's not how evolution works...


WWUD if Minors could be Miners?
As Urist is a miner, nothing. The children would take all his work.

What would Urist do if he was a spider? Not a GCS, or even a CS, just an S?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3670 on: December 31, 2012, 05:20:14 pm »

Stay around for a few seconds, and then get eaten by a cat.

WWUD if we was a Minor Miner, that is a Miner that mines Minors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3671 on: December 31, 2012, 05:36:31 pm »

The copper pick strikes the minor in the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Catten McMinorChild has been struck down.
Suddenly a loyalty cascade.

What would Urist the minor miner do if suddenly loyalty cascade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3672 on: December 31, 2012, 07:12:25 pm »

Mine Minors Massivelly More

What would be engraved if the engraving related to this event?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3673 on: December 31, 2012, 09:41:06 pm »

Nothing, the engraver's head has parted way with his hands. And body. And beard. Happy?

What would Urist do if he was a disembodied head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3674 on: December 31, 2012, 11:20:04 pm »

Nothing, he was decapitated.

WWUD If this question was creative?
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