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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672326 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #360 on: May 25, 2011, 07:11:50 pm »
He'd remove the ground above the fortress, and put a new roof in. He'd catch them by a technicality, and still build below the ground.

What would Urist do if they were able to choose a bodygloss?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #361 on: May 25, 2011, 07:39:03 pm »
Be very upset with sleeping on the floor and hit McDoctor in the head with a +dog leather bag+.

WWUD if a tigerman replaced him as mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #362 on: May 25, 2011, 10:12:17 pm »
Be unable to keep up with the mandates of freshly caught carp, cat meat and kitten chow (elf livers) and be hammered to death by the Walrusman hammerer.

WWUD if there were no more dorfs in dorf fort :O
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #363 on: May 26, 2011, 12:03:41 am »
Gen a new world or chop of humans legs at the knee and glue large amounts of badger fur to their face.

WWUD if he was found himself in the middle of a herd of unicorns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #364 on: May 29, 2011, 07:36:27 am »
Gen a new world. That always works.

Alternatively, he could embrace the elven gayness within and snuggle them until he trains them and gore all the goblins in the land for shits and giggles.

WWUD if the king WASN'T an elf for once.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #365 on: May 29, 2011, 03:15:35 pm »
Grow taller and pretend to be a human.

WWUD if his wife threw a temper tantrum and slapped him across the face?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #366 on: May 29, 2011, 05:08:22 pm »
Have her beaten. Assault is assault, after all. Then throw a tantrum himself because his wife was killed amidst receiving justice, and slap the mayor, shattering the skull, sending the skull through the brain, and tearing the brain.

What would Urist do if he was a Dwarf Were-Elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #367 on: May 29, 2011, 06:55:27 pm »
Love animals on full moons

WWUD if he was an Elf Were-Dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #368 on: May 29, 2011, 09:19:47 pm »
Slaughter his family on the full moon for decorations.

What Would Ghost Urist do if he fought off a goblin siege single-handedly with an arrow, only to drown in the well?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #369 on: May 30, 2011, 03:21:39 am »
Scare everyone to death.

WWUD if he was composed of circus fabric (Not candy)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #370 on: June 12, 2011, 07:19:11 am »
Fire himself out of a magma cannon into the middle a goblin siege, kill them all singlehandedly and grow seventy nine extra balls.

WWUD if a necromancer ressurected his dead pet kitten?
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Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #371 on: June 12, 2011, 09:10:30 am »
Hand the necromancer a sock in thanks, and proceed to beat him to death.
WWUD if he turned into a tigerman during full moons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #372 on: June 12, 2011, 09:55:37 am »
Become the mayor every full moon.

What would Urist do if they ran out of Elves, Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and Kittens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #373 on: June 13, 2011, 12:32:05 pm »
beat dogs to death

WWUD if it rained booze
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #374 on: June 13, 2011, 12:41:11 pm »
He would be on break.

WWUD if he realised that his world was not real?
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