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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672307 times)

ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #345 on: May 23, 2011, 03:46:35 pm »
Make a bad decision. FB handshake, anybody?!?

What Would Urist Do if he just got out of the hospital?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #346 on: May 23, 2011, 05:52:15 pm »
Go to collect the sock of a dwarf that had died in the very same siege Urist got wounded in, and end up back in the hospital.

WWUD if he somehow captured Armok, and had him under a raised drawbridge, passed out and in extreme pain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #347 on: May 23, 2011, 10:57:09 pm »
You do know Urist was female, right?

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WWUD if he somehow captured Armok, and had him under a raised drawbridge, passed out and in extreme pain?

Dive under as the bridge was lowering and push Armok out of the way into a 200 Z magma spikepit.

WWUD if she became 3d?
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #348 on: May 24, 2011, 03:41:45 am »
Get hopelessly lost, and somehow end up walking into a wall at the wrong angle, glitching the graphics, and falling a few hundred z-levels into hell.

WWUD if they found a magic glowing metal slab engraved with the secrets of life and death, buried beneath their fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #349 on: May 24, 2011, 10:35:40 pm »
Wonder why it was removed from the map with the message "A kobold thief has stolen a magic glowing metal slab!"

WWUD if he could read?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #350 on: May 24, 2011, 10:38:29 pm »
Become a genesis jade dwarf.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #351 on: May 25, 2011, 04:08:24 am »
(Since the last person didn't do a WWUD thing...)

Urist would find that dwarves don't know how to make books, or even paper. Urist would be sad.

What would Urist do if he could see upwards?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #352 on: May 25, 2011, 05:11:37 am »
Fry the processor calculating LoS.

WWUD if she learned secrets of manufacturing magnets and lazzors?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #353 on: May 25, 2011, 05:27:23 am »
End up capturing every goblinite-clad enemy with the magnet, then frying them with the lazzor.

WWUD if he went into a mood and claimed a kitchen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #354 on: May 25, 2011, 05:39:25 am »
Land in a hospital after trying his !!Beer soup!! and wonder why nobody is taking care of him and why it reeks of rotten meat.

WWUD if she got told by her husband that the soup is too salty?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #355 on: May 25, 2011, 05:48:22 am »
Urist would look confused, and study for years about soup, because dwarves lack the knowledge of soup. She would then be lead to invent soup, because her husband went stark raving mad and started spouting nonsense about some "Soup" of sorts.

What would Urist do if their child didn't name itself as soon as it was born?
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Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #356 on: May 25, 2011, 08:07:29 am »
Name it after theirself, brand the poor child with an identical image of the child, and be 'Proud of making an artifact'.

What would Urist do if kidnapped as a child by goblins?
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #357 on: May 25, 2011, 01:21:42 pm »
He would attack a newly founded fortress and be greeted by the business end of a dwarven war hammer or battle axe.

WWUD if Urist lived in a world where elves were extinct?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #358 on: May 25, 2011, 02:16:30 pm »
Quote from: Satarus on May 25, 2011, 01:21:42 pm
He would attack a newly founded fortress and be greeted by the business end of a dwarven war hammer or battle axe.

WWUD if Urist lived in a world where elves were extinct?

Kill all goblins, then enslave the human race, dress them up as elves, and hunt them to extinction.

What would Urist do if he had to have his name changed to Domas?
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Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #359 on: May 25, 2011, 06:48:35 pm »
He would call all of his cats Urist to supress his hidden obsession of the name Urist.

WWUD if he couldn't build furniture or walls or ANYTHING in an area with the subterranean tag?
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