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[Hubris Incalculable]

Follow dorfs to food stockpile. get locked in.

[ShoesandHats]

Meeping is sure to be useful, you think to yourself. No dwarves can resist the adorable squeakings of fluffy wamblers. Unfortunately, wamblers are also thought of as a delicacy as well as pets in most dwarven cultures (isn't everything to them?) Several hungry dwarves look to your exact spot. Luckily, your owner is a novice hammerdorf, and springs to your defense immediately. What do?

[Gatleos]

• Keep sneaking out of your cage and luring hungry Dwarves back to the workshop.
• Once your master is a legendary hammerlord from beating the crap out of the hungry Dwarves, fake your own death.
• Berserking hammerdorf causes tantrum spiral, you escape when they're all dead.

[ShoesandHats]

You walk/roll/however the clown car fluffy wamblers move yourself outa there while your owner gets punched by badly bruised dwarves.

What do now?

[Gatleos]

Find hungry Dorfs. Look tasty.

[ShoesandHats]

That seems like a bad idea.

In other words, a dwarfy idea.

In other words, not a fluffy wambler idea.

[Strife26]

General Wambler action 1:

"Meep"

[Gatleos]

Head to the trade depot, hopefully some Elves will take you with them.

...On second thought, stay away from the trade depot if Elves are in there.

[ShoesandHats]

...On second thought, stay away from the trade depot if Elves are in there

Hmmm...From my experience, you are an elf sympathizer...Strange.
Anyways.

You head on down to the entrance, only to realize that there are siltstone doors blocking the way.

What do?

[Strife26]

d->b>f>enter enter


Forbid self so that dworfs don't bug you anymore.

[Ricky]

Use the power of the Pudge and squish underneath it.

[Gatleos]

...On second thought, stay away from the trade depot if Elves are in there

Hmmm...From my experience, you are an elf sympathizer...Strange.
Anyways.

You can't draw a conclusion with a single point. What I meant, though, is that the trade depot will soon be submerged in magma if Elves are in there.

Use the power of the Pudge and squish underneath it.

[Hubris Incalculable]

...On second thought, stay away from the trade depot if Elves are in there

Hmmm...From my experience, you are an elf sympathizer...Strange.
Anyways.

You can't draw a conclusion with a single point. What I meant, though, is that the trade depot will soon be submerged in magma if Elves are in there.

And what he meant (i believe) is that you've posted other pro-elf things on other threads....

[ShoesandHats]

You compress yourself to the living equivalent of a puddle and slither under the door. Ah, its good to be outside again! Good to breath fresh air, good to see the capybaras-Wait, what? You are swallowed whole by a capybara! What do?

[Krath]

Tickle it's insides with your pudge, to make it throw you up.