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Wambler of the West
« on: April 17, 2011, 08:32:44 pm »
You wake up in a cage. All you remember is seeing a tasty treat inside said cage. There is a dwarf to the left. There is no visible way to get out.

What do you do?
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 09:00:51 pm »
Squeeze my amorphous pudginess through the bars.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 09:03:43 pm »
The dorf quickly puts you back in the cage. What do?
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2011, 09:04:05 pm »
"Meep?"
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2011, 09:06:38 pm »
The dwarf is amazed at your cute meeping and stumble bumblings. He adopts you as his pet.

You are in a room containing the kennels, a butchery and a fishery. Your owner is to the right. A hallway leading out is to the south.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2011, 09:08:33 pm »
Plot ways to kill owner

Edit: WAYS, WAYS! not WAS!
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2011, 09:08:58 pm »
remember that there are a billion suggestion games and the fourm doesnt need a new one.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2011, 09:13:34 pm »
You rack your pudge-filled mind to think up ways to kill this bearded creature. You quickly realize that your only about 6 inches tall and covered in fluff, known for your "Warm heart" and "Stumble Bumblings." You give up on this way of thinking. You are still in the room. Your owner is butchering a stray alpaca. What do?
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2011, 09:15:21 pm »
Nibble on Alpaca remains. Stumblebumblingly, and with our pudge, of course.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2011, 09:22:11 pm »
No, thats disgusting.
Ahem, really now,
As you nibble on the bones of a dead alpaca, you notice a practical parade of dorfs coming to pick the alpaca meat up and store it in their food-piles.

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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2011, 09:24:22 pm »
Use the hidden drill teeth that fluffy wamblers use to control dorfs on our owner, so he can become our slave.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2011, 09:25:58 pm »
You realize that fluffy wamblers don't have drill-teeth.

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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2011, 09:26:15 pm »
Plot
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2011, 09:28:15 pm »
Pudge through the dorf's ear.
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Re: Wambler of the West
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2011, 09:28:48 pm »
Throw off all the sociopathic tendencies. Especially when considering that EVERY BLOODY SUGGESTION GAME ENDS UP THAT WAY!


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