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Total Members Voted: 41

[breadbocks]

No. Here, parental approval is a huge matter. Hold off on this until we migrate.

[Zorgn]

I'd expect this in the teens, maybe early twenties. We're 37, they can get over it.

[Jusman]

You'd think they just be happy that we finally have a girlfriend

[ragnarok97071]

"Mom, Dad, I'm a bigtime ATHLETE now. And 30. I'm about ten years too late for average marrying age. I need to be married so that our genetic line does not die out. Now suck it up and stop trying to get me to move back in with you."

[Jusman]

Yaay

Here's the status of our family


38 years old

Eh, could be worse

Soo... should we try for a mini-athlete?

[Zorgn]

Yes, send the parents grandkids and they shall forgive us quickly.

[breadbocks]

NO DAMNIT!


NONONONONONONONO!




To you people who keep begging for moar familiez, think about how goddamn expensive each person is. We can barely afford a wife. The moment you make us get a kid is the moment we're fucked.

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, no kids until we can emigrate to the US and join the PROFESSIONAL DWARF FORTRESS CIRCUIT.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Make as many kids as possible in the shortest amount of time. The weak shall be culled and only the strong will survive.

Edit: I am saying this because with our karma/whatever, we could possible pull that shit off and still be saints.

[inteuniso]

You need to make kids before her weak female body stops producing eggs.

[ragnarok97071]

Emigrate first. Then spam woohoo.

[breadbocks]

Guys, I think you misunderstand conscience. It's a measure of how bad you feel about whatever you've done wrong. NOT how others perceive us.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Emigrate first. Then spam woohoo.

With our budget, and considering americas current economy, we'd live longer if we stayed in Urkrain, espically considering our current condition.
Edit:
Also give jobbles wife job. Moar income.

[Neonivek]

Guys you are away that once she hits 35 we are risking no children.

Also I am surprised that the game actually can outright not let you be a male nurse.

While I am aware it is a role people usually depict females as doing (as such nurse is usually considered a female word. Hense why people say "Male Nurse") I wasn't aware of anyone really outright barring male nurses. You learn something new MAYBE...

I mean... Real Life has made a few odd mistakes here and there (DANG IT CANADA!)

[Darvi]

Emigrate. Now. Then form babby.