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Will we eventually attempt a border crossing?

No
- 2 (4.8%)
Yes (legally)
- 8 (19%)
Yes (illegal or otherwise)
- 32 (76.2%)

Total Members Voted: 41


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Author Topic: Let's Play Real Lives  (Read 27628 times)

Jusman

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Let's Play Real Lives
« on: April 06, 2011, 05:44:14 pm »
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Donetsk in the Ukraine.

My parents have named me Andrei. My surname is Berzin.  My
mother, Yekaterina, is 24 and my father, Oleg, is 27. I have no
brothers or sisters.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
exceptional athletic ability.

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1 year old
2 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
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Ah finally, life changing decisions, so what are we to do with all our free time?
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Quote from: Diacritic on October 10, 2010, 07:53:15 pm
I heard your like sieges so I put a Goblin fortress in your fortress so you could siege while besieged.

Carrion

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 07:04:06 pm »
Art, music, outdoor activities, play, television (?).
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EuchreJack

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 07:23:12 pm »
No, No, No.  The character must pursue sports, so he can become a famous athlete that moves to the US and plays for the NHL.
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Carrion

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 08:31:04 pm »
Ukrainians are not good at sports!  They are artists!

(I have no evidence for these claims)


Quote from: EuchreJack on April 06, 2011, 07:23:12 pm
No, No, No.  The character must pursue sports, so he can become a famous athlete that moves to the US and plays for the NHL.
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Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 08:36:33 pm »
Physical training, Outdoor activities, Reading/study, Volunteering.
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 08:38:58 pm »
Sports, Phsyical Training, Play, Outdoor Activities, and Reading/Study.
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Jusman

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 08:41:38 pm »
We're gonna have to go with what Carrion says for now, since I already saved it earlier. It asks every once in awhile though if you want to change if I remember correctly.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
My father has become an alcoholic.

12 years old



I'm surprised it took so long for a health problem to arise in the family, normally someone would have died of a goiter or something by now.
Also we should note, we now have the option, at the age of 12 to move out on our own.
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Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 08:42:31 pm »
Admit the truth.
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Tarran

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 08:43:42 pm »
No more stretching, tell the truth. Lying often has repercussions.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

EuchreJack

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 08:44:33 pm »
Learn to lie now, it'll be an important skill if our character ends up in the NHL.
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Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 08:45:28 pm »
Screw america, they'll make our father lose our job, before the alcohol problem too.
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Jusman

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 08:55:49 pm »
12 years old
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made

13 years old
It makes a point to tell us that

and then asks


Possible foreshadowing?
You guys can put it to a vote or something if you suddenly want us to move out.
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Quote from: Diacritic on October 10, 2010, 07:53:15 pm
I heard your like sieges so I put a Goblin fortress in your fortress so you could siege while besieged.

Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 08:56:54 pm »
We won't smoke, It'll ruin our lungs, preventing a lot of our career options.
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Tarran

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 09:01:41 pm »
No. It's not worth what we'll pay in the future.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

freeformschooler

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 09:06:43 pm »
No, we won't. Better for our careers in the future.

Also: does this game count radiation poisoning? This IS Ukraine, after all...
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