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Will we eventually attempt a border crossing?

No
- 2 (4.8%)
Yes (legally)
- 8 (19%)
Yes (illegal or otherwise)
- 32 (76.2%)

Total Members Voted: 41


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Author Topic: Let's Play Real Lives  (Read 27676 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2011, 06:42:46 pm »

This is Ukraine here. We could probably be elected to go to the Olympics as a part-time athlete.
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Neonivek

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2011, 06:45:06 pm »

This is Ukraine here. We could probably be elected to go to the Olympics as a part-time athlete.

Yes we will get the gold metal for Athletics!
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Jusman

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« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2011, 06:47:31 pm »

17 years old

This is a proud day indeed, even better we can now put all our focus on our athletic training

Well maybe...
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Neonivek

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2011, 06:48:45 pm »

We will be the best athlete of... athletics ever!
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2011, 06:49:17 pm »

No! No romance! Women is distraction!
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Darvi

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2011, 06:49:38 pm »

Are we still in that other relationship? Then no.
No! No romance! Women is distraction!
point. Let's convert to asexuality.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2011, 06:51:27 pm »

Women yes! We need a legacy so we can monoplize sports eventually by making EVERYONE IN THE SPORTS JOB RELATED TO US.
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Taricus

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« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2011, 06:51:48 pm »

I'm going against the trend here and say go for the new romance. Sex is a performance enhancing drug :D

Don't forget to look fo another Pro-athelete job, otherwise we'll still be stuck in the part-time one.
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Neonivek

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2011, 06:52:00 pm »

Can you adopt in this game?

I mean we are the greatest Athlete of professional athletics EVER... Who wouldn't let us adopt?
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Jusman

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« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2011, 06:54:36 pm »

Yes you can
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Neonivek

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« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2011, 06:55:42 pm »

Yes you can

Then who needs women? Lets adopt!... uhhh... Later

Once people recognise we are the greatest player of athletics the world has ever known.
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« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2011, 06:56:42 pm »

Women yes! We need a legacy so we can monoplize sports eventually by making EVERYONE IN THE SPORTS JOB RELATED TO US.
WE NOT GENGHIS KHAN. WE ATHLETE. GENETIC TAKEOVER FOR LATER.
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2011, 06:59:17 pm »

I still say we use sex as a performance enhancer.
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Neonivek

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2011, 06:59:34 pm »

Adoption Agency: "So Andrei it says here you are a professional athlete. What sport do you play?"
Andrei: "Athletics"
Adoption Agency: "I remember when I used to play athletics, great sport"
Andrei: "I hope to earn the gold metal in athletics"
Adoption Agency: "America has pretty good athletics players"
Andrei: "So about that child"
Adoption Agency: "Ohh yes of course."
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Jusman

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« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2011, 07:10:08 pm »

Fine we play hockey then

As I always say, disregard females, acquire currency. I decided not to pursue a relationship with Lydia.
I'm now a full time hockey player, and make 70 dollars more than my dad does!

(I had to to click the apply for job button over 30 times before I actually got the job)

We now have enough free time to do two more activities, what will they be?
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