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Kadzar

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #225 on: April 10, 2011, 12:46:37 am »
Quote from: Heliman on April 10, 2011, 12:37:25 am
Steal the rock's papers and escape to the other country.
This is an excellent idea and I fully support it.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #226 on: April 10, 2011, 12:48:25 am »
Quote from: Phantom on April 10, 2011, 12:33:50 am
Escort Rock to the capital. A great Orthodontist is always required there!
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 10, 2011, 12:34:24 am
Oh really? Your jaw has been hurting since you were a feces flinging idiot who does not wash or brush your teeth. Ask to set up a appointment.
Quote from: Bdthemag on April 10, 2011, 12:35:06 am
Offer to escort the rock to the capitol.
All three, but only offer it escort afterward.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #227 on: April 10, 2011, 12:49:27 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on April 10, 2011, 12:46:37 am
Quote from: Heliman on April 10, 2011, 12:37:25 am
Steal the rock's papers and escape to the other country.
This is an excellent idea and I fully support it.

Agreed.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #228 on: April 10, 2011, 12:58:10 am »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 10, 2011, 12:34:24 am
Ask to set up a appointment.



You lean down to tell him everything is in order and also request an appointment. The rock says he is a little busy and also what is that smell oh god what is this brown mark on my travel documents good lord do you not practice clean hygiene around here I can't believe you did that eugh
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #229 on: April 10, 2011, 01:03:25 am »
He obviously does not want the papers back, so Keep the papers and use them to abscond to another country.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #230 on: April 10, 2011, 01:06:21 am »
Kidnap the rock.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #231 on: April 10, 2011, 01:06:55 am »
Quote from: Heliman on April 10, 2011, 01:03:25 am
He obviously does not want the papers back, so Keep the papers and use them to abscond to another country.
And smack him around a bit for good measure.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #232 on: April 10, 2011, 03:21:43 am »
Oh dear.

Profusely apologize for the mixup and... incident, and explain that things have been rather hectic around here lately. Do best to clean off documents and return them.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #233 on: April 10, 2011, 05:14:04 am »
What IronyOwl said.

We should also find BEER and WENCHES.

No good GUARD can last long without a good BEER and a salted WENCH.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #234 on: April 10, 2011, 09:21:40 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on April 10, 2011, 05:14:04 am
What IronyOwl said.

We should also find BEER and WENCHES.

No good GUARD can last long without a good BEER and a salted WENCH.
I'd ask you if you knew what a wench was but knowing Bay12 forumites you probably intended to say that.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #235 on: April 10, 2011, 01:13:50 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on April 10, 2011, 03:21:43 am
Oh dear.

Profusely apologize for the mixup and... incident, and explain that things have been rather hectic around here lately. Do best to clean off documents and return them.

Do this.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #236 on: April 10, 2011, 02:21:33 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 10, 2011, 01:13:50 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on April 10, 2011, 03:21:43 am
Oh dear.

Profusely apologize for the mixup and... incident, and explain that things have been rather hectic around here lately. Do best to clean off documents and return them.

Do this.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #237 on: April 11, 2011, 12:35:29 am »
Quote from: IronyOwl on April 10, 2011, 03:21:43 am
Profusely apologize for the mixup and... incident.



You quickly realize your mistake and apologize for it, as well as for flipping him over. He coldly says that it's quite all right and that his kind has long ago accepted the derogatory and culturally insensitive 'flippings' as part of a rockfolk's daily life. Your attempts to clear the mess from the papers goes unnoticed, probably because you made an even worse mess in the attempt. You return them anyways.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #238 on: April 11, 2011, 12:44:11 am »
Write the rock up an incitement for bearing hazardous waste without a permit.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #239 on: April 11, 2011, 12:55:54 am »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on April 11, 2011, 12:44:11 am
Write the rock up an incitement for bearing hazardous waste without a permit.



This is getting rather awkward. You hastily write up an incitement form to the rock for bearing hazardous waste without a permit, and also for getting poo everywhere. Never hurts to cover your tracks.
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