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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 65601 times)

Phantom

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #210 on: April 10, 2011, 12:13:10 am »
Squish rock.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #211 on: April 10, 2011, 12:13:35 am »
Has our invader returned so swiftly?

Grab ye spear and flip the rock over with the pointy end of the stick.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #212 on: April 10, 2011, 12:15:33 am »
Detain intruder.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #213 on: April 10, 2011, 12:15:46 am »
Demand to see rock's papers. If rock turns out to be the criminal scum we suspect, escort said criminal scum into guardhouse for questioning.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #214 on: April 10, 2011, 12:16:38 am »
Yes. Let us make sure this is perfectly legal before we beat the crap out of the rock.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #215 on: April 10, 2011, 12:21:17 am »
Take the Rock back to the guard house, interrogate it for information.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #216 on: April 10, 2011, 12:24:22 am »
Should flip the rock over first.

Search him.  Make sure he isn't armed or wired.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #217 on: April 10, 2011, 12:24:42 am »
Eat it. It is the only apt punishment for someone such as it.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #218 on: April 10, 2011, 12:24:46 am »
Rock: Make a run for the hills!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #219 on: April 10, 2011, 12:31:36 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 10, 2011, 12:13:35 am
Grab ye spear and flip the rock over with the pointy end of the stick.



You flip the rock over with your spear. Now it is an upside-down oh no wait it's still just a rock.

Quote from: IronyOwl on April 10, 2011, 12:15:46 am
Demand to see rock's papers.



You demand to see the rock's papers. It hands them over.



Actually everything seems to be in order here.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #220 on: April 10, 2011, 12:33:20 am »
Cut up rock's papers with your scissors.

Alternatively, use said papers to cover rock.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #221 on: April 10, 2011, 12:33:50 am »
Escort Rock to the capital. A great Orthodontist is always required there!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #222 on: April 10, 2011, 12:34:24 am »
Oh really? Your jaw has been hurting since you were a feces flinging idiot who does not wash or brush your teeth. Ask to set up a appointment.

Quote from: Kadzar on April 10, 2011, 12:33:20 am
Cut up rock's papers with your scissors.

Alternatively, use said papers to cover rock.

No, to both.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #223 on: April 10, 2011, 12:35:06 am »
Offer to escort the rock to the capitol.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #224 on: April 10, 2011, 12:37:25 am »
Steal the rock's papers and escape to the other country.
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