Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Tarran]

Will run D-22 turn for turn.

Done.

Flee lightning storm and/or golem.

You flee for your life! Running directly away from the storm, which seems to be closing in on you!

Eventually, you reach the Town Hall of Toi. And just when you think you're done for, the lightning storm disappears.

What.

-1 Chaos.
Location change: Toi; Town Hall.

Also, do note that at this rate you will loose you centaur mutation in 2 turns. Which is bad because without it you will quickly become overencumbered.

Stumble off to the town hall.

*hic* Oh hey look guy with axe. *hic* Guess you'd better run hih?

When you get to the town hall, the man disappears.

Location change: Toi; Town Hall.

Ashton looked towards the sky. "Smells like rain. I could be wrong, though." He gestured towards the town hall. "We might as well go in and ask around."

Action: Ask around Town Hall. Avoid meta-perma-death.

Just when you start to turn back to the inside, you turn around and notice 6 more people where was previously empty. What the heck?

(Also, Dwarmin, you really don't need to ask anymore. The raid is the main quest. So is the old man. Just remember, one way or the other, you'll have to do the other eventually).

Tala: -1 Chaos.

Flee the ponies!

The ponies may be fast, but your wine-powered body is faster. Much to the surprise of the Accurarwa, you make it back to town before they even see your dust.

-1 Chaos.
Location change: Toi; Town Hall.

Carry Joesph bride style to the town hall.

Try to heal the internal bleeding in his legs mass of twisted flesh...

You carry the poor poor man to the Town Hall.

Acridi, Joseph: Location change: Toi; Town Hall.

ARGLEWARGLEBLARGLE

You scream in pain.

-1 HP.
-1 Chaos.

FLY UP AND AWAY FROM THE SAND.

You fly away from the gigantic wall of sand. Holy crap, is it tall. The top is out of sight!

You land new the Town Hall.

-1 Chaos.
Location change: Toi: Town Hall.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Name: Darin.
Gender: Male.
HP: 29/32.
Chaos: 21/80.
Encumbrance: 66/70.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 1.
Items:
  Human Skin-Bound Tome. (Equipped)
  Fingerbone-Laced Black Robe. (Equipped)
  Rib Shield. (Equipped)
  Kris. (Equipped)
  Satchel.
  Small Hourglass.
  Inkwell.
  Quill.
  Parchment.
  Specimen Bottles.
  1 Overreactive Black Perfect Average Soulstone.
  Overreactive Multicolored Great Average Soulstone.
  Silver Warhammer.
  Silver Nugget.
  Bronze Shield.
  13 gold.
  Wine Bottle.
Skills:
  Adept Necromancy 19/24.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Adept Healing magic 21/24.
  Novice Crafter 10/16.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  No skill Earth magic 1/4.
  No skill Polymorph magic 3/4.
  No skill Conversation 3/4.
  Beginner Bartering 7/8
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  12 Toughness.
  31 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Soul in Perfect Soulstone: You have to carry the soulstone or your body will fall limp.
Additional Arms: You can wield up to 4 melee weapons/shields at a time. However, if you do so you will face a -1 penalty to all actions from any items in your hands (it's harder to control four limbs than two).
Mutation: Centaur: +10 HP. -1 Defense. Can kick in melee for +4 damage. Normal armor now only has 1/2 chance of working (doesn't cover horse body). +1 to running away. Cannot stand easily on slippery or tilted surfaces. +20 carrying capacity.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Kinetic Shield.
    Minor Chaos shield.
  Necromancy:
    Average Soulstone creation (necromancy magic).
    Life Siphon.
    Major Life Siphon.
    Damaging Soul Trap.
  Healing:
    Minor Healing.
    Healing.
    Major healing.
    Minor Healing Mist.
  Polymorph:
    High Major Polymorph.

Spoiler: TolyK (click to show/hide)

Name: Nowan Ilfideme.
Gender: Male.
HP: 8/27.
Chaos: 35/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 6/8.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Enchanted Aluminum Armor. (Equipped)
  Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield. (Equipped)
  Aluminum Offhand Shield. (Equipped)
  Potion of Liquidation
  Scroll of Scare Undead.
  Potion of Minor impact.
Skills:
  Skilled Earth magic 24/36.
  Skilled Polymorph magic 24/36.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  11+5=16 Agility.
  20-5=15 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Angelic Wings: +1 to convincing people that you're good. -2 to intimidation. People will often confuse you as an angel. Can fly.
Mutation: Thin Arms and Legs: +5 Agility, -5 Toughness.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    Major Polymorph.
  Earth:
    Trivial Earth Shaping.
    Earth shaping.
    Major Earth Shaping.
    Minor Earth spike.
  Shield:
    Minor magic reflection shield.
    Magic reflection shield.
    Minor Physical Barrier.
    Major Physical Barrier.

Spoiler: Serious Concentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Ashton D'Aubrani.
Gender: Male.
HP: 51/51.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 45/125.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Steel Armor. (Equipped)
  Steel Spear.(Equipped)
  Potion of Critical Heal.
  Dragon Scale Pincer-Gauntlets.
  *Starting bonus* Enchanted Steel Armor.
Skills:
  Beginner Spears 4/8.
  Novice Defense 12/16.
  Novice Wrestling 8/16.
Attributes:
  25 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  30 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Somewhat Drunk: 2/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to running away, -1 to-hit. Determination rolls have +2, attacks do +2 damage. 4 turns to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.

Spoiler: Draignean (click to show/hide)

Name: Arzhog the Mad Drunk.
Gender: Male.
HP: 25/43.
Chaos: 3/80.
Encumbrance: 51/100.
SLP: 4/6.
Level: 1.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Smelly Rags.
  Cursed everfull wine bottle. (Equipped)
  filthy food.
  Map of near-Toi areas with an X on the map.
  7 Gold Coins.
  Fine Iron Shortsword.
  Durnneran's clothed skinned fleshed mace-tail. (Equipped)
Skills:
  Adept Misc Object user 19/24.
  Novice Defender 8/16.
  Novice conversation 8/16.
  No Skill Crafting 3/4.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  25 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  4-4=0 Charisma.
Status:
Accepted in Toi: +1 to talking to people from Toi.
Moderately drunk: 3/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -2 to running away, -2 to-hit. Determination rolls auto-succeed, attacks do +5 damage. 2 turns to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Tail-wielding Left Arm: -4 Charisma. Useless for everything but wielding the dragon's tail. Penalty reduced to -1 to-hit.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Joseph Alan Taylor.
Gender: Male.
HP: 10/20.
Chaos: 28/80.
Encumbrance: 25/-5.
SLP: 1/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword. (Equipped)
  Pine Crossbow. (Equipped)
  Fancy Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Pimp Hat. (Equipped)
  Lute Lyre.
  3 gold coins.
Skills:
  Basic Shortsword 6/8.
  Basic Crossbow 4/8.
  Basic Conversation 6/8.
  Novice Air magic 15/16.
  Basic Chaos magic 7/8.
  No-skill crafting 1/4.
Attributes:
  5 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15+10*0.5=13 Intelligence.
  20 Charisma.
Status:
Mutation: Scattered Brain Tissue: +10 max Intelligence, current Intelligence equal to percentage of max HP you have rounded up.
Spider-arranged Frog Legs: +3 to swimming. Legs need to be submerged at least once every five turns or you will start to drain HP (recently submerged 1 turn ago).
Competing legs/thighbone mess: Cannot run, -4 to defense, -10 carrying capacity, -5 toughness.
Mass Screwup of Legs: Cannot run, cannot move, -6 to defense, -20 carrying capacity, -5 toughness, drain 1 HP per turn.
Overencumbered: Cannot move, cannot defend.
Somewhat Drunk: 2/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to running away, -1 to-hit. Determination rolls have +2, attacks do +2 damage. 4 turns to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Slighty Watered: Can drink 2 more times without penalty. 1 turns to loose one point in this.
Location:
Toi; Town Square.
Spells:
  Chaos:
    Omega Chaos Irradiation.

Spoiler: Dwarmin (click to show/hide)

Name: Tala Sul.
Gender: Female.
HP: 21/22.
Chaos: 1/80.
Encumbrance: 28/100.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Holy Amulet of Kikubaaqudgha. (Equipped)
  Carrying Pouch.
  Crystal Water Bottle.
  Cram Rations.
  Etched Blackwood Shortbow. (Equipped)
  Cylindrical red leather quiver.
  10 Bodkin Arrows (Equipped)
  Full Body Tattoo of a Red Dragon.
  2 Scrolls of Destroy Armor.
  Scroll of Minor Silence.
Skills:
  Novice Wrestling 10/16.
  Basic Bows 4/8
  Novice Fire Magic 8/16
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  No-skill Crafting 1/4.
  No-skill Conversation 1/4.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Slightly Drunk: Stage 1 out of 5 of drunkenness. -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to talking to non-drunks. 3 turns to loose on point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.
Wrestling Stances:
  Defensive:
   Iron Turtle.

Spoiler: Asilidae (click to show/hide)

Name: Brother Acridi.
Gender: Male.
HP: 21/21.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 18/50.
SLP: 1/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Priest's Robe.
  Book of Methkarik’s Teachings.
  Waterskin.
  Rations.
  6 White Candles.
  Bedroll.
  Small Oak box.
  Potion of High Major Fireball.
Skills:
  Novice Polymorph Magic 11/16.
  Beginner Healing Magic 4/8.
  Beginner Longswords 4/8.
  Beginner Wrestler 4/8.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  15 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  20 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    High Major Polymorph.

Spoiler: Taricus (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric.
Gender: Male.
HP: 14/16.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Iron Scale mail Hauberk.
  Iron Halberd.
  5 Steel-tipped Javelins
  Leather Boots.
Skills:
  Novice Polearms 8/16.
  Novice Conversation 8/16.
  Beginner Crafting 4/8.
  Beginner Throwing 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  10 Intelligence.
  25 Charisma.
Status:
Unconscious.
 Ridiculously drunk: 5/5 drunkenness, -4 to talking to non-drunks, -4 to mentally intensive actions, autofail at running away, -10 to-hit, dream Lucidity rolls auto-fail. Determination rolls auto-succeed, attacks do +5 damage, enemies have -5 to choose targeting you. Loose 1 HP per turn. Any further drunkness results in a 5 HP loss and immediate unconsciousness. 2 turns to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.

Allies or Friendlies:

Deep Whispers:

Spoiler: (Ally) Darin's Undead Giant Bat (click to show/hide)

11 HP
Under control of: Darin.
Vulnerabilities:
Resistances:
-100% damage: Cold.
-20% damage: Heat.
-75% damage: Air.
Specials:
Giant Bat Bonuses/Penalties: +3 to-hit. -1 damage.
Undead: Cannot heal.
Location:
Toi; Town Hall.
Status:
Undead: Self explanatory.

Enemies and Hostiles:

None.
Tell me if I got anything wrong.

[Draignean]

Pass out on horizontal object in the town hall

Hell, if I try and ask for a quest we'll end up searching for that renegade golem.

Actually, we're probably going to have to do that anyway aren't we?

Irony, you get to explain to Dostricht why you thought it was a good idea to put the soul of a pissed off dragon into a giant stone golem that we're only going to have to kill. Again.

[Zako]

WTF was that all about? I think you guys just got GM herded. Damn...

[Tarran]

The alternative is everyone flailing about. Endlessly. >_>

[Taricus]

DANCE!

[IronyOwl]

The alternative is everyone flailing about. Endlessly. >_>

ENDLESSLY!

Though in my defense, I had planned to hand the golem the warhammer and shield, so it was kind of a necessary step. >_>

Ask whoever's inside/in charge of the town hall if I could maybe leave some of my stuff in there for safekeeping. Maybe point out how nice it'd look on the walls for a while if they seem doubtful.

Also get quest stuff.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ashton, too, headed inside to ask about joining the raid.

[Dwarmin]

raid raid raid

[Tarran]

Helloooooo? TolyK, Asilidae, Darvi, where are you guys? Did you fall off of the world or something?

[SeriousConcentrate]

I know Darvi has to go the dentist tomorrow (unless he meant Monday after this one) so he's not at his best right now. ^^; Can't speak for TolyK and Asilidae though.

[TolyK]

Helloooooo? TolyK, Asilidae, Darvi, where are you guys? Did you fall off of the world or something?

I did, but I levitated back up
wasn't on the internet for the weekend :-/

Get someone to heal me at least a bit, then follow the rest.

[Darvi]

I can't do anything anyway so I didn't other to post an action.

[Tarran]

I can't do anything anyway...

Yes you can. You just can't move anywhere. You can drop things (though since you have negative encumbrance... it won't help), you can cast spells (AKA get back at Irony), cry in pain, or do other stuff that doesn't require getting up and moving.

[Darvi]

you can cast spells (AKA get back at Irony)

See, this is why as a GM you should never make suggestions towards your players.

Omega chaos nuke Darin.

[Tarran]

You are so going to fail that.

I really hope you're ready to get utterly irradiated as a result.