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Fredd

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Dwarven delicacys?
« on: April 02, 2011, 05:26:07 pm »
 Anyone had a dwarf brave enough to try and milk a pig yet? Could provide good military training
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 05:46:26 pm »
lol I'm not honestly sure why pigs are considered milkable by the game. It would probably be about as safe and rewarding to milk a bear.   ;D
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 05:52:53 pm »
True, lol. And I do not think even a dwarf would eat pig cheese. wait, sell it to the elfs!
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 06:44:51 pm »
Pigs don't even have teats, just little... openings.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 06:48:40 pm »
I think my dwarves would prefer the bacon.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 06:51:35 pm »
Quote from: Fredd on April 02, 2011, 05:52:53 pm
True, lol. And I do not think even a dwarf would eat pig cheese. wait, sell it to the elfs!

In my current world, we have "dwarven cheese".  I refuse to ask the merchant where/how he got it.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 06:52:58 pm »
Quote from: wuphonsreach on April 02, 2011, 06:51:35 pm
Quote from: Fredd on April 02, 2011, 05:52:53 pm
True, lol. And I do not think even a dwarf would eat pig cheese. wait, sell it to the elfs!

In my current world, we have "dwarven cheese".  I refuse to ask the merchant where/how he got it.

Purring maggots.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 06:58:10 pm »
Quote from: wuphonsreach on April 02, 2011, 06:51:35 pm
Quote from: Fredd on April 02, 2011, 05:52:53 pm
True, lol. And I do not think even a dwarf would eat pig cheese. wait, sell it to the elfs!

In my current world, we have "dwarven cheese".  I refuse to ask the merchant where/how he got it.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 07:09:17 pm »
Maggot cheese or purring cheese is actually worse than dwarven cheese, I think. And purring maggot cheese is too long.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 08:02:39 pm »
I just had a caravan come by, among the things they offered for sale was Pig Cheese.

I declined.
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Re: Dwarven delicacys?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 08:42:18 pm »
Well, it's about the right time of the year, anyway.   :P

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