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Author Topic: Most insane forgotten beast incident?  (Read 11387 times)

Bleaktea

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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2011, 12:10:36 pm »

So my fortress was once attacked by a giant chicken with three horns and poisonous breath.  It could also walk across water.  I discovered this when it it walked up a drain and across a flowing river directly into the dining room (weird fort setup, long story).  The dwarves managed to punch it into submission and finally nail it in the head with a copper pick, killing it.

Then, much to my surprise, a dwarf dragged all sixteen tons of it to the butcher's shop, and carved it up into a vast unholy mess of devil-chicken meat.  Even with all the kitchens running full time, two years later they were still cooking up Cthulhu-fried chicken with no end in sight...

Maybe that's normal, but at the time it made me go o_O.  An unspeakable beast from before time walks into the dining room, and what do the dwarves think?  They think, "Hey!  Lunch!"
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2011, 12:21:59 pm »

Oooh, near-cockatrice.

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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 12:22:46 pm »

I had a beetle of some sort dripping in frozen extract and some sort of breathe attack, when I ordered a 30 dwarf charge on it I didn't see any "Dwarf Mcdwarf has died of poison" or saw any flashing marks, instead I just saw a corpse of the bug on the floor. I was like... hmmm must have been a weakling, then I look at the report and it was a cheap shot to the head by a crossbow. Out of curiosity I reloaded and tried again - it killed more than half the dwarves so I went with the first attempt... lol.  :)
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 01:54:05 pm »

My Militia Commander went toe to toe with a Forest Titan (giant feathery flying leech) and killed it by BITING it to death. Pages after pages of biting. He even bit its bottom lip from behind at one point (don't ask me how). But when all was said and done, the beast was dead from a bunch of bites.

Unrelated, but I had another dwarf go toe to toe with a goblin invader, bite its arm, and rip its arm off.

My dwarves are bitey little fellas.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 03:47:11 pm »

Green glass humanoid with deadly dust. Sound familiar? Killed himself with his dust while attacking an ewe or something and sent glass flying EVERYWHERE. I have not seen parts go flying half way across a 6x6 map before.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2011, 04:13:06 pm »

Maybe that's normal, but at the time it made me go o_O.  An unspeakable beast from before time walks into the dining room, and what do the dwarves think?  They think, "Hey!  Lunch!"

At least you got chicken.

My dwarves did that to a CICADA. All 14 tons of it.
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2011, 04:14:24 pm »

I haven't been playing all that long, and most forgotten beasts have been decidedly un-"fun", until today where I killed a large scorpion dude covered in feathers, poisonous sting and all that. For months and months after that I've been having to deal with most of my pets coming down with some horrific wasting syndrome that essentially turns them in giant rotten blood balls, spewing miasma everywhere they go, but refusing to do die. Assuming that the scorpion stung them, I didnt really know what to do but kill or quarantine the sick pets so they didnt gross everyone out. After about a month passing without a noticeable case, most of my militia comes down with the same unfortunate syndrome.

It turns out a Towering theropod with lidless eyes and spare blue feathers and deadly blood had been around, but drowned itself in the underground lake I was using as a mud source for my deep fields. Around the same time I fought the scorpion I broke through the wall of the lake and watched a blood poured into the channel for a minute and thought nothing of it, I've noticed blood tends to show up from somewhere when excavating water sources without a good escape route my Urist Mcminerdorf.

A little bit of the forgotten beast/failed pool toy blood got on to the walls and stair well, and my fort has been tramping through it for a better part of three months, but it seems particularly aggressive towards livestock. They've just been walking down the stairs, brushing the walls with their hands like I do sometimes in a long deep stairwell...and wiping hemorrhagic goop all over themselves. I've lost about 15 dwarfs, most of them decent soldiers, to the stuff. And I didn't even fight the bastard.

On the plus side, my docs are learning how to not kill people quite so much!
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2011, 04:39:11 pm »

At least you got chicken.

My dwarves did that to a CICADA. All 14 tons of it.

This is a masterful cicada stew.  The ingredients are masterfully minced cicada leg, masterfully minced prepared cicada eye, and masterfully minced cicada brain.

This is a pool of Joe Eaglepoker, Human Diplomat's vomit.

A diplomat has left unhappy.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 05:05:24 pm »

Towering Eyeless Spider. Beware it's deadly gas. It walked into my magma pumpstack, hit the bottom pump, and drowned itself and 80% of the fort in magma...
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 05:13:11 pm »

Actually, it was mostly tallow. Not sure if there was any meat at all.

And, of course, it's called "forgotten beast foodstuff"...

...I never even got a human diplomat.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 05:48:43 pm »

An emaciated, hairy armadillo with lidless eyes. It had the AOE dust stuff, but the syndrome caused incredibly drowsiness and threw the beast itself into the air, this rocketdillo bounced around the cavern until it landed inbetween 2 trees with cavern walls on either side. It's been stuck there for a few years now, I've been meaning to capture it, but never got around to it, I kinda like him.

The drowsiness was so potent my dwarves got about 10 tiles before collapsing on the spot.

I also had a minor epidemic when some wolf with deadly blood was dispatched, nothing happened at first, then a few months later a dwarf tried to butcher it, stepped in the blood and it spread like wildfire as my naked dwarven inhabitance tried to clean them up in the hospital, then the doctors became infected etc. Caused the flesh it came in contact with to rot, so feet started getting smelly and unusable.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 06:13:43 pm »

It's shit like this dwarf fortress. All phenomenal stories, way to go peeps :)
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 09:41:13 pm »

this wasn't an FB, but once I breach the walls of Hell and demons came out of course.  One of them was some kind of smoke or mist writh thingy that killed several dwarves and pets before Stampy the Badass Hunting Elephant stomped it flat.  I abandoned due to hell induced FPS issues, but Stampy will live on forever.
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2011, 04:02:56 pm »

Bump, I love this thread.
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Re: Most insane forgotten beast incident?
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2011, 06:46:46 pm »

Killed this beuty a couple days ago, but lost the fortress and am not willing to go through Legends to find it...
Something that resembles a Jell-O Cube made of flesh, with poisonous spit and wings. No casulties taking it down with hammers. But the picture alone was enough to inspire dread in me. Great, now I HAVE to look for it.
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