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Re: SV: 74% OTG: 71%
« Reply #885 on: May 03, 2011, 06:40:56 pm »
>whisper Surgeon (GASP! THAT IS MODERN FUCKING MEDICINE!)

>whisper Soltesz (The weisarlue? We're testing you, not trying to KILL you. Have some faith, Soltesz. Where are you right now, anyway?)
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Re: SV: 74% OTG: 71%
« Reply #886 on: May 03, 2011, 06:47:09 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on May 03, 2011, 06:40:56 pm
>whisper Surgeon (GASP! THAT IS MODERN FUCKING MEDICINE!)

The Surgeon snorts.

Surgeon: "In what backwards hellhole does this count as modern medicine?"

Quote from: ggamer on May 03, 2011, 06:40:56 pm
>whisper Soltesz (The weisarlue? We're testing you, not trying to KILL you. Have some faith, Soltesz. Where are you right now, anyway?)

Soltesz breathes a sigh of relief.

Soltesz: "Um, I'm in the visitor's courtyard of Duchess Kallay of Katinka."
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Re: SV: 74% OTG: 71%
« Reply #887 on: May 03, 2011, 06:50:35 pm »
Whisper Surgeon (Our world, and we would like you to stop insulting it. It works, it works fine. It has been developed over thousands of years, so we would like it if you shut up and studied it.)
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Re: SV: 74% OTG: 71%
« Reply #888 on: May 03, 2011, 06:50:56 pm »
>Whisper Surgeon(Ah can see we went aroond this thae wrong way. First, ye'll neet tae learn thae basic sciences, then Biology, an' then ye'll be ready fer thae textbooks. Read this one first.)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText

>Whisper Surgeon(Then This)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText

>Whisper Surgeon(An this,)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText

>Whisper Surgeon(An this,)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText

>Whisper Surgeon(Then finally read thae medical texts over agin. Also, Ah suggerst ye talk tae Professor Lucas at thae university. he might be able tae teach ye a few thingies.)
« Last Edit: May 03, 2011, 06:52:27 pm by hubris_incalculable »
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Re: SV: 74% OTG: 71%
« Reply #889 on: May 03, 2011, 06:53:30 pm »
>whisper surgeon (I LIVE IN THE BACKWARDS HELLHOLE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO GET AMPUTATIONS FOR A FRACTURED TIBIA, JERKASS!)
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #890 on: May 03, 2011, 07:00:41 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 03, 2011, 06:50:35 pm
Whisper Surgeon (Our world, and we would like you to stop insulting it. It works, it works fine. It has been developed over thousands of years, so we would like it if you shut up and studied it.)

The surgeon snorts.

Surgeon: "Developed over thousands of years? What were you ancestors, monkeys?"

Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 03, 2011, 06:50:56 pm
>Whisper Surgeon(Ah can see we went aroond this thae wrong way. First, ye'll neet tae learn thae basic sciences, then Biology, an' then ye'll be ready fer thae textbooks. Read this one first.)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText

>Whisper Surgeon(Then This)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText

>Whisper Surgeon(An this,)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText

>Whisper Surgeon(An this,)

>AddINV Surgeon'sHands.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText

>Whisper Surgeon(Then finally read thae medical texts over agin. Also, Ah suggerst ye talk tae Professor Lucas at thae university. he might be able tae teach ye a few thingies.)

Error: Textbooks cannot fit in the surgeon's inventory.

The surgeon crosses his arms.

Surgeon: "I'm not going to learn any of your moronic swill."

Quote from: ggamer on May 03, 2011, 06:53:30 pm
>whisper surgeon (I LIVE IN THE BACKWARDS HELLHOLE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO GET AMPUTATIONS FOR A FRACTURED TIBIA, JERKASS!)

Surgeon: "As I've said before, backwards hellhole."
RAM clearing complete.
CPU draining complete.
The CPU has 7% of its cycles in use.
The RAM has 13% of its memory in use.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #891 on: May 03, 2011, 07:06:30 pm »
>AddATT Surgeon.RespectTheVoices.20,000
>AddATT Surgeon.Learn.30,000
>AddATT Surgeon.DesireToBeTheBestSugeonInTheWorldThroughThisOneTimeOffer.10,000,000

>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #892 on: May 03, 2011, 07:06:45 pm »
Whisper Surgeon (Tribes can live off healing herbs and roots. A true man of science wouldn't shout "IDIOTS! Don't they know how to heal themselves?". That man of science would try to find out how the roots and herbs helped them, and then adapted them into his own culture to save more lives. That's what you should be doing.)
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #893 on: May 03, 2011, 07:13:45 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 03, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
>AddATT Surgeon.RespectTheVoices.20,000
>AddATT Surgeon.Learn.30,000
>AddATT Surgeon.DesireToBeTheBestSugeonInTheWorldThroughThisOneTimeOffer.10,000,000

>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText

>veto

waste of resources.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #894 on: May 03, 2011, 07:19:31 pm »
Oh, come on. please?
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #895 on: May 03, 2011, 07:31:15 pm »
>whisper surgeon (well, at least I'M not a SORE LOSER)
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #896 on: May 03, 2011, 07:32:16 pm »
>Approve
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 03, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
>AddATT Surgeon.RespectTheVoices.20,000
>AddATT Surgeon.Learn.30,000
>AddATT Surgeon.DesireToBeTheBestSugeonInTheWorldThroughThisOneTimeOffer.10,000,000

>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText

>Veto
Quote from: ggamer on May 03, 2011, 07:31:15 pm
>whisper surgeon (well, at least I'M not a SORE LOSER)

Come on, lets teach him the error of his ways, without pointlessly arguing with an NPC.
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"Hey, dude, there's this crazy bastard digging in the ground for stuff. Let's go watch."

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Re: SV: 17% OTG: 24%
« Reply #897 on: May 03, 2011, 08:30:15 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 03, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
>AddATT Surgeon.RespectTheVoices.20,000
>AddATT Surgeon.Learn.30,000
>AddATT Surgeon.DesireToBeTheBestSugeonInTheWorldThroughThisOneTimeOffer.10,000,000

Several tasks have been added to the target.

Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 03, 2011, 07:06:30 pm
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade5ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade10ScienceText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade11BiologyText
>AddINV FloorInFrontOfSurgeon.21stCenturyGrade12BiologyText

The textbooks have been placed on the floor.

Quote from: Fniff on May 03, 2011, 07:06:45 pm
Whisper Surgeon (Tribes can live off healing herbs and roots. A true man of science wouldn't shout "IDIOTS! Don't they know how to heal themselves?". That man of science would try to find out how the roots and herbs helped them, and then adapted them into his own culture to save more lives. That's what you should be doing.)

The surgeon laughs

Surgeon: "What do you think that Vibius Alvah did? Or the great Ieremias of Crescens? Or Judoc Máel the Sechnaill? This:"

The surgeon shakes his fist at the textbooks.

Surgeon: "is pure nonsense."

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Re: SV: 17% OTG: 24%
« Reply #898 on: May 03, 2011, 08:37:30 pm »
Whisper (Well, keep living in the dark ages while we thrive. I hope you die of black plague, which can be easily cured by modern antibiotics, the type of thing that is pure nonsense in your opinion.)

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Re: SV: 17% OTG: 24%
« Reply #899 on: May 03, 2011, 08:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 03, 2011, 08:37:30 pm
Whisper (Well, keep living in the dark ages while we thrive. I hope you die of black plague, which can be easily cured by modern antibiotics, the type of thing that is pure nonsense in your opinion.)

Surgeon: "What the hell is the black plague?"
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