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[Fniff]

Whisper Soltesz (Hey, do you have any long-standing grudges between any major crime families? That would be helpful to know.)

[Criptfeind]

>ADDinv GuardwhostabbedJorg (live grenade)

>Veto.

I took care of that.

[Fayrik]

Just no.

>AddATT(Rat in the Hat.Mourn the loss of your master.100,000,000)
>ChangeCHEM(Jorg's Corpse.0.0000000001)

Veto

Why did you stop me from making Jorg's last moment of life last forever?
And more importantly, why did you stop me from letting the Rat know that his one true friend in life had died?

[Criptfeind]

Why did you stop me from making Jorg's last moment of life last forever?

Pointless waste of resources?

And more importantly, why did you stop me from letting the Rat know that his one true friend in life had died?

Cause  it was not funny the first five times ether.

[Fayrik]

Pointless waste of resources?

Well, I guess. Was going to try and see what we can do with this ChangeCHEM though. Seeing as, it would stop him bleeding, and suffocating. Probably be too late though. Meh.

Cause  it was not funny the first five times ether.

Initially, it was supposed to be a tool for effecting the world around it... But that kinda got dropped when it was left behind almost instantly.

[USEC_OFFICER]

>Whisper to Jonathan (It appears Jorg got stabbed through the neck. So, uh.
Okay, you're the de facto candidate for us no, since our first one got shot by you and our second one accidentally got murdered by us.)

Jonathan: "Do I have a say in this matter?"

>Whisper to Jonathan (....Or... you are not. I do not know. Now we are looking at this Soltesz. You know anyone by that name?)

Jonathan: "Soltesz? I know a couple people named Soltesz. It was a pretty common name in the west."

>Addinv Jorg 20nanogramsofantimatter

The moderators have vetoed this command. Reason: The previous candidate has failed the testing process. Avenging his death or disposing of his remains is not necessary.

>Help

Spoiler: Current List of Commands (click to show/hide)

Look (<x>) Object <x> is described in more detail.
Help (<x>) Displays help for object <x>. <x> can be a command as well.
CheckATT (<x>) Lists the five highest tasks for object <x>.
CheckINV (<x>) Lists all the items in object <x>'s inventory.
AddATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) Adds task <y> to object <x>'s task list. Task <y> starts with <n> points.
RaiseATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is increased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
LowerATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is decreased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
AddINV (<x>.<y>) Adds item <y> into object <x>'s inventory.
CheckCHEM (<x>) Check the rate of object <x>'s chemical processes.
ChangeCHEM (<x>.<y>) Change object <x>'s chemical processes to <y> times normal.
Say (<string>) Say <string> out loud.
Whisper (<string>.<x>) Say <string> so that only object <x> may hear.
Veto (<command>) Veto a command. If more people veto a command than approve it, the command will not be used. You cannot veto Approve or Veto commands.
Approve (<command>) Approve a command. If more people approve a command than veto it, the command will be used. You cannot approve Veto or Approve commands.
Scatter (<x>) Moves object <x> in a random direction. Object <x> must weight less than 0.5Kg.
Push (<x>.<y>) Applies enough force to object <x> to move it in direction <y> by 1 m/s, assuming a frictionless, gravityless environment. Any forces acting upon the object may cause it to move less then 1 m/s.
Seal (<x>) Prevents object <x> from being opened/moved.
Unseal (<x>) Allows object <x> to be opened/moved.
Lock (<command>) Prevents <command> from being deleted. <command> must have a permanent effect for it to be locked.
Unlock (<command>) Allows <command> to be deleted. You can only unlock commands that have been locked by proponents.
Delete (<command>) Deletes <command> and all its effects. <command> must have a permanent effect, and not be locked.
VoteMUTE (<x>) Creates a new vote to mute proponent <x>. If the vote passes, proponent <x> is banned from using the whisper or say commands for one IUD (In Universe Day.)
VoteYES (<x>) Vote yes to vote <x>.
VoteNO (<x>) Vote no to vote <x>.
ClearRAM (<x>) The RAM is checked for needless entries, and removes them, freeing up RAM for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the RAM will be cleared. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 10% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.
DrainCPU (<x>) The CPU is checked for needless cycles, and removes them, freeing up CPU cycles for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the CPU cycles will be drained for use. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 15% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.

More commands may be added as candidate testing progress advances.

>whisper soltesz (Hmm? Oh, you must be the new candidate.)

Soltesz looks around.

Soltesz: "I'm not here about a job, I've got a message for Lady Andrea, of Dreher."

>Look Soltesz

Soltesz Markus is 1.67m tall. He has a square face, and a large, angular nose. His blue eyes are slightly too small for his face. His balding hair is dirty blond. His body, despite being weakened with malnutrition and disease, is large and muscular. He wears a dark blue doublet over an aged, yellow shirt of linen. His jerkin is a lighter blue, and is emblazoned with a coat of arms. The coat of arms is argent with a lion rampant azure. His hose is the same dark blue as his doublet. A dark blue flat hat awkwardly perches upon his head. His shoes are muddy, and made out of leather, to a size too small for his feet. All of his clothes are ill-fitting, and slightly faded with age. Patches, cunningly concealed, adorn most of his clothes. A rapier, with the mark of a minor blacksmith, hangs loosely at his belt.

>whisper Johnothan (It's a shame, too. I had high hopes for the guy. he might have been able to talk if my RETARDED FUCKING FRIENDS never sped up his metabolism. Anyhow, looks like you're the vanguard for a new candidate.)

Jonathan grunts.

Jonathan: "So what am I supposed to do then?"

Whisper Soltesz (Hey, do you have any long-standing grudges between any major crime families? That would be helpful to know.)

Soltesz: "N-no, I mean, not that I know of."

[Fniff]

Whisper Soltesz (Good news! You are now part of your new job! Here is your starting pay! Check your pockets.)

Addinv Soltesz.100ofthelocalcurrency

[Criptfeind]

>whisper Johnothan (Ah. I dunno. We are really fucking things up for you huh? What do you want us to do?)

[Hubris Incalculable]

Whisper Soltesz (Please excues mah' colleeg. He is rather fond o' makin' jokes. Ye may keep thae money, though. Ah suppose ah ought tae tell ye whit's gaein' on, though. Ye have been selected randomly frae a' thae people i' this country for a rather complicated an' mandatory testing process, created for... weel, mebbe ane o' ma colleegs can explain why. Ah'm no verra good at tha' part. However, we are here tae guide ye through thae testing process by whitever means necessary. As such we hae thae abillity tae create objects o' mony types, includin' guns, money, transportation, clothin, an more, an hae mony other abillities besides. However, we are also bein' opposed by a group o' similar people, wi' tha' same abillities, who'se perpose is tae prevent ye frae completin' thae testin' process, by whitever means necessary. Thank ye for yer patience. Ye may now begin thae test. first, however, ye may finish wi' yer delivey o' a message.)

[Fniff]

Whisper Soltez (Also, if you are hungry, ask us. We could let you have a candy bar. But, more seriously, I better tell you why we are testing you. You see, we need a person who can think on the fly, work with authorities and be able to do a little bit of work. You have been randomly chosen for the test. Good luck!)

[ggamer]

>whisper johnothan (well, for now, just pray that your hand recovers.)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Whisper Soltesz (Good news! You are now part of your new job! Here is your starting pay! Check your pockets.)

Addinv Soltesz.100ofthelocalcurrency

Soltesz protests: "But I've already have a perfectly fine job!"

Whisper Soltesz (Please excues mah' colleeg. He is rather fond o' makin' jokes. Ye may keep thae money, though. Ah suppose ah ought tae tell ye whit's gaein' on, though. Ye have been selected randomly frae a' thae people i' this country for a rather complicated an' mandatory testing process, created for... weel, mebbe ane o' ma colleegs can explain why. Ah'm no verra good at tha' part. However, we are here tae guide ye through thae testing process by whitever means necessary. As such we hae thae abillity tae create objects o' mony types, includin' guns, money, transportation, clothin, an more, an hae mony other abillities besides. However, we are also bein' opposed by a group o' similar people, wi' tha' same abillities, who'se perpose is tae prevent ye frae completin' thae testin' process, by whitever means necessary. Thank ye for yer patience. Ye may now begin thae test. first, however, ye may finish wi' yer delivey o' a message.)

Soltesz's jaw drops.

Soltesz: "C-can't I refuse?"

Whisper Soltez (Also, if you are hungry, ask us. We could let you have a candy bar. But, more seriously, I better tell you why we are testing you. You see, we need a person who can think on the fly, work with authorities and be able to do a little bit of work. You have been randomly chosen for the test. Good luck!)

Soltesz: "But I don't want to be tested. Isn't there a way out or something?"

>whisper Johnothan (Ah. I dunno. We are really fucking things up for you huh? What do you want us to do?)

Jonathan shrugs.

Jonathan: "You're paying me, I don't really think that I have much of a say in the matter. Besides, until my leg heals, I can't really do anything right now."

>whisper johnothan (well, for now, just pray that your hand recovers.)

Jonathan nods.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Soltesz: "But I don't want to be tested. Isn't there a way out or something?"

Whisper Soltesz (Ah'm Sorry, but neither we or ye hae ony say i' the matter. ye are oor candidate, an tha's a' there is tae it.)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Whisper Soltesz (Ah'm Sorry, but neither we or ye hae ony say i' the matter. ye are oor candidate, an tha's a' there is tae it.)

Soltesz: "Are you sure? I didn't even apply to anything."

The double doors leading into the mansion open, and a woman steps through. Her cold and disapproving gaze sweeps over Soltesz.

Woman: "Are you the messenger from Lady Andrea?"

It takes a few seconds for Soltesz to speak.

His words are faint: "Yes, that's me."

The women sniffs disapprovingly. Soltesz blushes, and preforms an awkward bow.

Soltesz: "I-I mean, I am he, m-ma'am. I come bearing a message to the most n-noble and esteemed Duchess Kallay of Katinka"

The woman preforms a rather mechanical curtsy, barely bending her knee or lowering her head.

Handmaiden: "I am most esteemed Lady Kallay's handmaiden. Her ladyship has ordered me to receive the letter on her behalf."

She coolly extends her hand for the letter. Soltesz, fumbling in his pocket, pulls out the letter and hands it to her. Her scarred hand quickly plucks it out of his grasp. Huffing, she turns around and exits back into the mansion. Soltesz remains standing in the courtyard, bewildered.

[Criptfeind]

>Whisper Soltesz (Yeah. Sorry. That is just how it is. Don't worry. We are not that bad. We can help you quite a bit, anything you need?)

>whisper Johnothan (Well. Yell if you need anything. We will try to help or at least not make it worse.)

>Clean RAM 40
>Clean CPU 40