First, great big huge apologies to my current players that I didn't use this spare half hour to knock up a quick turn. I should have done but didn't.
An Evening With Accidental Yoghurt
The room swirls.
The accordion stops.
You take a minute to breath.
That was amazing, and you know you were right to come. You know you have to ask.
"That one, uh," mumbles Ellery Braithwaite, putting his accordion down,
"That one's inspired by the lost explorers of Northern Canada, but it's mostly about love and depression. I guess it's kinda punk-folk. I guess quite a lot of our songs are about love at the moment. Love and accordions.""Yeah," agrees Pembroke, stepping out from behind the drums and strapping on a shining wooden bouzouki as he speaks into a mic.
"And this is one I've been working on since I was in Bulgaria, Ellery's added in this pretty serious shit about love and poverty... It really speaks to me when I'm playing, man... It's called Recalcitrant Heathen."He starts singing a serious, mournful lyric about the Irish Famine, and between your flushes of musical pleasure you can just about concentrate enough to make out the deeply layered subtext about the global economy... about intimacy... about loss...
You look around. The room's packed. There's over a dozen people here, all of them as hard into folk as you. You've never seen the Dog buzz with such musical intensity, never seen such excitement here before. It's definitely something special. Every head nods in time to every beat from Ellery Braithwaites's tambourine.
You feel yourself getting lost.
You don't really notice the band finishing off, packing up, heading to the grubby bar at the back of the room. You don't really notice yourself walking over to them, entranced by what you've just heard. Suddenly you're speaking to them. Accidental Yoghurt. The most progressive folk act in the Black Country.
"So... uh... you looking for anyone to play with you a bit?""Yeah sure," says Pembroke, putting down his pint of bitter and wiping a little of it from his workmanlike beard.
"We're always looking for collaborations, man. Keeps it fresh and stuff... What you working on at the moment? What do you play? You wanna come down to our band practice Tuesday night?"You try not to soil yourself with excitement.
ROLL TO BE A FOLK STAR
This is a sample character application which also gives a little insight into one of the band's founding members:
With a background in academia, Ellery Braithwaite brings a literary yet distinctly modern approach to his musical process and lists Bowie and early twentieth century Scottish folk music among his greatest influences. He has travelled and studied extensively with the Nivkh in Siberia.
Current project is Defecation Cowboy, a 19 minute folk trilogy by voice, harp, and bassoon.
Mostly tambourine and bassoon – he's really a lyricist kind of guy. Dabbles in acoustic guitar though, of course, and is learning the mandolin. Grade Three accordion too.
It's too late for me to get into mechanics and whatnot, but this is your yearned-for chance to explore your musical creativity, your lust for folk, your lyrical genius.
Just describe who you are, musically, what collabrative project you could bring to the band and what instruments you play, and we'll jam with you on Tuesday night* and see where it goes from there.
*and by Tuesday night I mean once my other RtDs are finished.