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Author Topic: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure  (Read 4581 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2011, 06:26:09 pm »
Throw Leg while invoking Armok, hope for dwarven physics to take effect.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2011, 09:31:06 pm »


Armok decides to the grenade going off would be most appeasing.



You decant in the equipment assignment room.  Better try to request some stuff.  The Blue citizen already looks pissed though.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2011, 09:42:37 pm »
Request something better than red.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2011, 10:08:59 pm »
DENIED!
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2011, 10:45:23 pm »
Request a sidekick.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2011, 11:42:42 pm »


GRANTED!
You are assigned a "FUNbot" (TM)

(Also everyone gets a loyalty merit for not complaining about my extremely lazy use of paint shop.  Wooo!)
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2011, 12:32:20 am »
Name FUNbot Calculon. Stare at the blue guy until he feels uncomfortable and leaves.
(Well, the joke has been done before, so there's no need for repetition. Plus, illustrated games seem to have become somewhat of a dying breed, so why complain?)
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2011, 12:40:57 am »






You try to stare him down but he's seen way worse things than you.  Truly a troubled man.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2011, 12:44:06 am »
Ask the blue master to train us in the ways of the disconcerting ogle.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2011, 10:21:47 am »
Quote from: Lillipad on March 30, 2011, 12:44:06 am
Ask the blue master to train us in the ways of the disconcerting ogle.
YES!
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2011, 03:47:15 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on March 30, 2011, 10:21:47 am
Quote from: Lillipad on March 30, 2011, 12:44:06 am
Ask the blue master to train us in the ways of the disconcerting ogle.
YES!



You acquire your first real mutation!  Bureaucratic Gaze!  Your not quite sure what it's used for.  The blue master also indoctrinates you in the ways of the Mystics your new secret society!  He instructs you that your mission is to find and use any experimental drugs you can while on your mission.

He then asks what your Mandatory Bonus Duty is.  Perhaps you should ask for additional basic equipment (specify it) when you answer.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2011, 04:29:38 pm »
We are an Atomic Humanoid Mechanized Assault Unit serial number 67894-a73, model type: Vaulcan. Our extra starting gear is a pistol for our non-fist hand, body armor, a monocle, and a repair kit to fix our injuries with.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2011, 01:42:45 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on March 30, 2011, 04:29:38 pm
We are an Atomic Humanoid Mechanized Assault Unit serial number 67894-a73, model type: Vaulcan. Our extra starting gear is a pistol for our non-fist hand, body armor, a monocle, and a repair kit to fix our injuries with.

That response gets you allocated a swift kick in the nuts.



He then repeats his questions.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2011, 01:59:37 pm »
We're a power ranger-esque type person. Our starting gear is an awkward set of neon red spandex with white gloves and boots.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2011, 12:54:35 am »
(Damnit well fine then)



You now feel like an absolute tool.   You gain no actual powers but hiding your identity could prove dangerous useful.
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