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Author Topic: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure  (Read 4572 times)

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2011, 04:21:44 am »
Ask for something to do, possibly involving Calculon.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2011, 11:59:13 am »
Go find some evil communists to fight.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2011, 01:37:48 pm »
Quote from: lemon10 on April 04, 2011, 11:59:13 am
Go find some evil communists to fight.
Ones without teleporters this time :)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2011, 02:53:58 pm »
Some lazer guns drop from the ceiling and strongly suggest you choose a mandatory bonus duty.

Your options are equipment guy, cleanliness officer, happiness officer, or vidcam recording guy.

You are also given 2 red lazer barrels to go with the red lazer pistol body you already have.

Your personal equipment is 1 gallon tub of cold fun, an illegal pack of blue floss, your silly red mask, a red reflec suit, and calculon your fun bot.

You now MUST choose your bonus duty and request equipment for it.  (seriously pick one so we can move on here)
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2011, 02:59:32 pm »
Request equipment guy equipment.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2011, 03:13:10 pm »
Happiness officer with equipment guy equipment. If not possible, happiness officer with equipment for it.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2011, 03:26:12 pm »
Meanwhile.... Calculon has stolen something for you.  (Perhaps his software is nethack pet related.)

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2011, 12:06:09 am »
You are the equipment guy.  You get a can of red paint and a tool belt!




You should head to the briefing room soon.  What do you do?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2011, 12:15:03 am »
Find a mirror and check awesome self out.


Wait.. mirrors.. in an RPG involving paranoid master computers?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2011, 10:42:58 am »
There are mirrors in the confession booths.  Want to use that one?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2011, 01:37:10 pm »
Only if we have nothing to confess.
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« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2011, 01:43:41 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 06, 2011, 01:37:10 pm
Only if we have nothing to confess.
Or confess our current sexual lust for hats
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2011, 02:10:43 pm »
Confess that we are extremely vain and whatever we are supposed to wear, should atleast look good on us.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2011, 09:57:17 pm »


You are executed for your confessed treason, all of them.  :)  (Really noone saw that coming.)


You decant in the briefing room.

Extra fun time what is your mission?   (The theme is post apocalypse Oregon Trail style.)
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2011, 10:00:37 pm »
Mission: Shoot the crazy post-apoc oregon trailers with a sniper rifle and/or bow & arrow, whichever one we're allowed.
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