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Author Topic: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure  (Read 4585 times)

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2011, 08:48:56 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 28, 2011, 07:09:09 pm
((Well, we kinda dug ourself into as corner here anyway. vandalism for a glove we haven't even used yet, commies, teleporters, dissing Computer, completely forgetting the Green is there with the gun, and now football.))

Ah sounds like paranoia to me.  :)



Uh oh more Vultures arrive..

V: HANDS IN THE AIR! HE KNOWS ABOUT HOBOS!

Additionally... A doc bot rolls up behind you...

D: BEEP BEEP BEEP KPANG! BEEP BEEP

(also there is a very fun surprise going on in this scene hehehe)
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2011, 08:54:22 pm »
>WIELD DOCBOT WITH OUR GLOVE, ESCAPE ATTEMPT.
(if we're losing again, might as well go out with a bang!)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2011, 09:02:22 pm »
Pee on computer while yellung insane stuff about hobos, football, nazis, and religon.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2011, 09:05:07 pm »
and teleporters.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2011, 09:07:07 pm »
This is like a game of Zap versus the GM.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2011, 09:26:27 pm »
Before you can do anything the computer speaks.

C:  What are you all doing in an Ultraviolet room?
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2011, 09:30:20 pm »
...:P
Point at the Greens and say "They broke in here! Get them, they aren't supposed to smash Ultraviolet doors down!"
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2011, 09:58:47 pm »
The Vultures nicely point out that they are not standing on anything ultra violet.
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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2011, 10:03:59 pm »
We've got a fist designed to turn things into paste. Let's punch the laser, kidnap the medic, then run in the direction the green guys aren't.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2011, 10:09:53 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on March 28, 2011, 10:03:59 pm
We've got a fist designed to turn things into paste. Let's punch the laser, kidnap the medic, then run in the direction the green guys aren't.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2011, 11:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on March 28, 2011, 10:09:53 pm
Quote from: Lillipad on March 28, 2011, 10:03:59 pm
We've got a fist designed to turn things into paste. Let's punch the laser, kidnap the medic, then run in the direction the green guys aren't.

Things don't go exactly as planned.  Apparently you didn't know what Doc Bots are actually like.

It attempts to amputate the entire room.



Looks like you just got winged in the arm.  Try to fight or escape?  Or perhaps Negotiations?

(dang gonna need a new picture base after this one lol)

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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2011, 11:13:20 pm »
While the doc bot is destracting the green soliders steal on of their guns and shoot the shit outta the computer.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2011, 11:15:23 pm »
Docbot: EXTERMINATE.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2011, 01:38:54 pm »
Quote from: mcclay on March 28, 2011, 11:13:20 pm
While the doc bot is destracting the green soliders steal on of their guns and shoot the shit outta them, then the computer.
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Re: Troubleshooter A Paranoia Adventure
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2011, 06:19:35 pm »


You break his nose like the Batman!
And the Doc Bot sheers off one of your legs.
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