Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence (Read 189004 times)

Schilcote · « **Reply #1305 on:** October 13, 2011, 05:58:06 am »

Quote from: dragonshardz on October 12, 2011, 07:56:38 pm

Quote from: Schilcote on October 12, 2011, 04:14:27 pm
I may not be able to write turns for a while. Like, at all.

The Schil has not been stopped, merely seriously impeded.

Details?

The information you have requested is now out of date. There is now INTERNET HYAR, which means I should be able to write turns daily.

There was a rule change that severely restricted my internet access, but that doesn't matter anymore because I don't have to leave the building to get a connection.

Basically, the universe said "Hey, let's fsck with Schil some more" and I was like "Bitch, please" and pimp-smacked the universe so hard I broke reality and got my internet back.

Schilcote · « **Reply #1306 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:02:51 pm »

Japa: Ask the messenger who the hell Steve is and why I should listen to him.
Sinpwn: Begin busking for magical items.
TolyK: Go to the place where potions are made, ask for a destructive potion.
Kisame: Goddamn it. Open Japa's box. The letter said nothing about me opening it.
Ragnarok: Train Destruction until it is mastered. If it is already, then convert some Majika into MP and go fight in the arena.
01101: Fly down to a random other PC and follow them for a bit, requesting only a fair share of the loot and XPs

Japa: 3

Fuzzy tells you about Steve (read the whole thread dam- err, dangit)

Sinpwn: 6

You play your newly overcharged lute, producing an Ṻmlaut-tästic performance. The mages all gather 'round to hear your epic rocking, including the Archmage.

"Damn. Fine tunes. Here, take this. It's an enchanted Daedric longsword. Give it to one of your teammates who need a blade or something."

TolyK: 6

You pick up a few bottles of Essence of Fire and fill your tank with them. No one will miss them, right?

Kisame:

Japa, knowing of your dorfishness, does not let you have the box.

Ragnarok: 5

You Flare for hours while Sinpwn plays his tunes. You are now a Master of Destruction. You think some of your previous magical experience might have bled over into this new magic system, allowing you to achieve mastery much faster.

You then head to the Imperial City Arena, and head down to the Bloodworks. You talk to the Blademaster, Owyn.

"So you want to fight in the Arena? Fine. Congratulations, Pit Dog. Now, are you going to go up and get youself and that thing behind you killed or what?"

It is at this point that you notice 01101 is following you. You shrug and tell the Blademaster you want to fight.

"Alright. Head up through that gate and into the arena. You'll also have to wear this, or you'll be disqualified." He hands you one of the stupidest-looking pieces of armor you've ever seen in your life. You put it on over your robes and head up to the arena.

You head up through the gate.

"GOOD PEOPLE OF THE IMPERIAL CITY, WELCOME! TO THE ARENA! TODAY, THESE TWO BRAVE PIT DOGS WILL FIGHT FOR blah blah blah"

You cast BNDH's Single Target Soul Stealer on the Yellow Team Pit Dog. He collapses. A blue ball of light comes down from a huge spinny thing in the center of the arena, and strikes the man's corpse. He stands up and stumbles back to the place he came from.

"PEOPLE OF THE IMPERIAL CITY WE HAVE A WINNER blahblahblah"

You collect 50 Septims from the Blademaster.

01101:

The man in the blue robes seems to be the most interesting at the moment, so you follow him.

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn · « **Reply #1307 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:17:48 pm »

Inquire with my companions to see if any of them want the sword. If not; Attempt to melt down the sword and my daggers to create an alloy of the daedric metal and Cinerium while keeping all previous enchantments. Proceed to hide behind the largest present meat shield.

Rose · « **Reply #1308 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:42:37 pm »

Open the damn box.

Dermonster · « **Reply #1309 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:50:36 pm »

Just a note: I hope my NPC doesn't go down in just a single damn round or two. Four turns with excellent rolls all around minimum. (You seem to have a habit of letting all your antagonists be steamrolled from what I've seen so far. That golem didn't even last three actions.)

dragonshardz · « **Reply #1310 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:15:38 pm »

The Archmage needs bear asses? I WILL DELIVER HIM AS MANY BEAR (OR BARE) ASSES AS POSSIBLE!

Go hunt some bears. Without dying.

kisame12794 · « **Reply #1311 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:17:54 pm »

Well most of us hit it. Some harder than others. Question. If our Pc's die are we able to join again?

Inquire about this arena. Does it allow guns? If so then make some money. If not fight anyway just beat people with my pick.

Damn you ninjas. Damn you....

Schilcote · « **Reply #1312 on:** October 14, 2011, 11:35:09 am »

Quote from: dragonshardz on October 13, 2011, 11:15:38 pm

The Archmage needs bear asses? I WILL DELIVER HIM AS MANY BEAR (OR BARE) ASSES AS POSSIBLE!

Go hunt some bears. Without dying.

He was joking, you know.

Quote from: kisame12794 on October 13, 2011, 11:17:54 pm

Question. If our Pc's die are we able to join again?

Read the whole thread.

Quote from: dermonster on October 13, 2011, 09:50:36 pm

Just a note: I hope my NPC doesn't go down in just a single damn round or two. Four turns with excellent rolls all around minimum. (You seem to have a habit of letting all your antagonists be steamrolled from what I've seen so far. That golem didn't even last three actions.)

Three turns is three days IRL. And you will survive for more than one defeat.

The problem is, the crew is always really badass.

Quote from: Japa on October 13, 2011, 08:42:37 pm

Open the damn box.

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Rose · « **Reply #1313 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:25:43 pm »

what? I must know what's in there.

TolyK · « **Reply #1314 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:29:38 pm »

Go ask around on what folks need help with.

O11O1 · « **Reply #1315 on:** October 14, 2011, 02:03:41 pm »

Watch fights from the stands, bid on rag in order to make quick cash.

Rose · « **Reply #1316 on:** October 14, 2011, 02:07:22 pm »

while I'm opening boxes, I may as well open the one at the entrance to the arena.

ragnarok97071 · « **Reply #1317 on:** October 14, 2011, 07:16:33 pm »

Take a note from 01101 and bet all my money on myself. Then murder some more dudes in the arena. NEED MOAR LOOT. FOR MOAR SPELLS.

And to learn some things to help.. wait. Doesn't Soul Steal use the Mysticism skill, not the Destruction one?

Schilcote · « **Reply #1318 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:52:31 pm »

Sinpwn: Inquire with my companions to see if any of them want the sword. If not; Attempt to melt down the sword and my daggers to create an alloy of the daedric metal and Cinerium while keeping all previous enchantments. Proceed to hide behind the largest present meat shield.
Japa: while I'm opening boxes, I may as well open the one at the entrance to the arena.
Dragonshardz: Go hunt some bears. Without dying.
Kisame: Inquire about this arena. Does it allow guns? If so then make some money. If not fight anyway just beat people with my pick.
Toly: Go ask around on what folks need help with.
01101: Watch fights from the stands, bid on rag in order to make quick cash.
Ragnarok: Take a note from 01101 and bet all my money on myself. Then murder some more dudes in the arena. NEED MOAR LOOT. FOR MOAR SPELLS.

Sinpwn:

You create ELECTROSHOCK DAGGERSWORD. Bawss.

Japa: 3

You decide to put off opening the box you're not supposed to open and instead steal the arena money. You telekinetically pull the chest towards you, then smash it. You take 2,000 septims from the box.

"STOP! You've violated the law!"

Dragonshardz: 6

You run out into the woods and get in a fight with three bears.

Roll to aim: 4

You hit one of the bears in the head with a laser beam.

Roll to aim: 3

You hit the same bear in the front leg.

Kisame:

You sign up for the arena alongside Ragnarok.

Toly: 2

Unfortunately, no one seems to need an adventuring party.

01101:

You have nothing to bet.

Ragnarok:

Unfortunately, they don't let you bet on yourself.

Text:

Ragnarok and Kisame fight their way all the way up to Hero rank, earning 2,000 Septims.

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)