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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[Schilcote]

Destroy the last car in the train using frag rounds and salvage materials from the rubble. Also reload mah boomstick.

You do re-

No, I'm gonna let you do it.

[kisame12794]

Oh and make sure no one is on said LAST car on the train. Including myself. Then blow it up.

[O11O1]

With the flying, I'm going to be glowing rather more than when less active, but that said, I'm going to Investigate the Truss Bridge, particularly for any damage or weak points. Oh, and I'll keep an eye on the Japa, just in case.

[TolyK]

Get off the train, then look for anything useful. 

[Rose]

Scout around the bridge for possible hostiles.

Hostiles other than the possessed train, that is.

[Schilcote]

Let him go and teleport further down the tracks rapidly.

How does your teleportation power work anyway? I'm going to assume it's technology.

[Dermonster]

Technology. If I don't have an area mentally mapped out really well I have a chance of teleporting halfway inside a wall and losing an arm, but this is open terrain so I don't have that problem.

[Schilcote]

Technology. If I don't have an area mentally mapped out really well I have a chance of teleporting halfway inside a wall and losing an arm, but this is open terrain so I don't have that problem.

Actually, this is all taking place inside a little valley that's been cut out of the mountain for the tracks to run through. I have something much more diabolical in mind though. You rolled a 1.

[Dermonster]

Little valley is kinda open terrain. Most of the danger comes in enclosed spaces, and if I have the layout committed to memory the danger drops to nil.

Well, in the game Iji, anyway. Here, who knows what the fuck.

[Schilcote]

Dermonster: Let him go and teleport further down the tracks rapidly.
Fuzzy: This train has obviously stopped for a reason. Find that reason and make it start the train again.
Ragnarok: Search for something to test my shiny new magic on.
Kisame: Destroy the last car in the train using frag rounds and salvage materials from the rubble.
01101: Investigate the Truss Bridge, particularly for any damage or weak points.
TolyK: Get off the train, then look for anything useful. 
Japa: Scout around the bridge for possible hostiles.

Dermonster: 1

You repeatedly teleport down the tracks to where Japa and 01101 are investigating the bridge.

You hear a loud fizzling. It seems your teleportation device has burnt out. Damn. You begin walking down the bridge under your own power.

Fuzzy:

You go down and ask Toly what stopped the train. Turns out it was Japa. Women.

Ragnarok: 4

You head out of the train to blast some trees with Firaga.

You set things on fire, then put them back out with Bizzaga. GOOD TIMES!

Kisame:

You load up some FRAG-12s and fire a full load of them into the caboose. It blows up in a large explosion! Seems they had some other explosives back there. It only damaged the boxcar immediately next in line, so you just disconnect it. No harm done, right?

01101: 2

You notice that as you approach the bridge, you begin to feel very, very odd. You back away from the bridge, and let Japa investigate it.

Toly: 4

You stumble off into the woods and find a corpse. Woohoo, corpse!

The corpse is holding a medical bag containing TIAIMAs and a few Stimpaks. Score!

Japa: 5

You notice that the glowing thing is being repulsed by the bridge, and so decide to check out its structure. You notice that the trusses have been loaded up with explosives, connected to a vibration-sensitive detonator. You decide that walking over the bridge probably wouldn't be a good idea, let alone driving a train over it.

Text:

Dermonster begins walking down the rail, ignoring Japa's attempts to get his attention. After a few steps...

*BOOM*




Derm, standing right on top of the detonator, is now a torso. Japa was hit by shrapnel and blast wave, and is severely stunned and suffering from bad internal and external injuries. 01101 is unharmed.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)

Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
   12 Morphine flechettes
   10 Saxitoxin flechettes
   11 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
   11 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
   8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 100%

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (9 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, Melonium .357, 9 TIAIMAs, 8 Stimpaks,  George's hardware
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells

Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)

Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
   40 Mesmetron Power Cells
Marsec Body Armor

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste, Firaga, Blizzaga, Thundraga, Bioga, Aeroga, Drainga, Stoneja
Pyrodoken Tauntkill

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 48 Iron Bars, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x58 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 8 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades
==<<Engraved TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells

Spoiler: Choobakka: Troll Physicist (click to show/hide)

TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/28 Buckshot)
   28 Buckshot Cartriges
   10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
   9 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
Neodymium magnet
Whale laser

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles
Severe internal and external bleeding, severe concussion.

Spoiler: Dermonster: Komato Ass-Assassin (click to show/hide)

Two laser daggers, two plasma cannons, damaged personal teleporter.
Falling torso.

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

[kisame12794]

You know that I didn't actually expect any materials. Find a pig and slaughter it for its bacon. Force feed said bacon to Derm. Because bacon heals all.

[Schilcote]

You know that I didn't actually expect any materials. Find a pig and slaughter it for its bacon. Force feed said bacon to Derm. Because bacon heals all.

Derm's some ways away, though.

[Dermonster]

...

This is for that "Frustratingly in character" thing isn't it?

Well I have no idea what the fuck to do now, within four-5 turns, I've been introduced and then you've made me absofuckinglutely useless. I can't teleport, which would have been workable, but Now I cannot move under my own power, which makes being an assassin absolutely worthless, and I'll probably just bleed out within three turns anyway!

Sit there and go into shock. Medical shock.

[kisame12794]

I DEMAND A HAND WAVE!

[Schilcote]

I DEMAND A HAND WAVE!

If only you had some convenient means of relatively high-speed transportation!

Such as a train!

This is for that "Frustratingly in character" thing isn't it?

Nah, the bomb was always there. You just happened to be the one to set it off.

Even worse, if the real Frelock doesn't post soon, his character will disappear mysteriously and not be able to make you new legs. Better send him a PM if you want to live.