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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[Rose]

No way in hell am I gonna trust a possessed locomotive.

[Schilcote]

No way in hell am I gonna trust a possessed locomotive.

True.

Plus, this Thomas does cocaine.

[Rose]

You know coke is a type of coal, right?

that's right

all steam locos are junkies.

[Schilcote]

You know coke is a type of coal, right?

that's right

all steam locos are junkies.

What? No it's not. It's extract from the leaf of the coca plant. That's where Coca-Cola gets its name from, though nowadays they take the active ingredient out.

Oh, you mean the other type of coke.

[FuzzyZergling]

We totally need to upgade this train into Blain the Mono.

[Schilcote]

We totally need to upgade this train into Blain the Mono.

Who?

[FuzzyZergling]

A character from Stephen King's The Dark Tower series.

Spoiler: Don't read if you care about spoilers. (click to show/hide)

He is an artificial intelligence left alone for hundreds/thousands of years until he went incredibly insane and suicidal. When the main characters meet him, he offers to drive them closer to their destination. He then traps them and reveals his intention to kill them by speeding up until they hit the end of the track at the final station and explode. (I think that's what he planned to do, it's been a few years since I've read the book.)
He is also obsessed with riddles.

[Schilcote]

Derm: Attempt to contact Commander Asshat.
Fuzzy: Concentrate so hard that my 'Mancer powers return.
Rag: Read The Enclosed Instruction Book about Casting Level-3 Magics
TolyK: Get to front of train and get ready to shotgun anything.
01101: greet them
Japa: Try to stop the train, then, once I know I can stop it, start it up again and keep going.

Derm:

(I'm assuming you're using a radio or something, since there's no Iji wiki.)

You only get static. Huh.

Fuzzy: 

HRRRRNNNNNRRRRGGGG

Your powers return. Or maybe they never left, you're not quite sure.

Rag: 5

You open The Enclosed Instruction Book and read the text on the page. You gain the Level 3 Magics.

TolyK:

HOKAY

01101:

You say hi, but no one says much of anything back. Huh. You do hear the big female one yelling at the locomotive though.

Japa: 5

Try to stop the train, then, once I know I can stop it, start it up again and keep going.

You yell at Thomas to stop.

"Well, if you say so, though I don't see any reason to."

The train grinds to a halt.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)

Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, RADIO!?, TIAIMA
TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher:
   12 Morphine flechettes
   10 Saxitoxin flechettes
   11 "Cytotoxin Theta" flechettes
   11 "Xen Healing Goo" flechettes
   8 PCP flechettes
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Marsec Body Armor
Ubercharge: 100%

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (9 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (15% power), Lighter, Melonium .357, TIAIMA, George's hardware
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells

Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)

Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter, Modified TI H.E.T. Scanner (detecting nothing).
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (10 shots)
Mesmetron Non-Lethal Incapacitation Device (10/40)
   40 Mesmetron Power Cells
Marsec Body Armor

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Fira, Blizzara, Thundra, Haste, Firaga, Blizzaga, Thundraga, Bioga, Aeroga, Drainga, Stoneja
Pyrodoken Tauntkill

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 48 Iron Bars, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x58 Netherrack, 16 Cobblestone, 8 Obsidian, 64 Torches, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades
==<<Engraved TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/19 FRAG-12)
   19 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells

Spoiler: Choobakka: Troll Physicist (click to show/hide)

TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun (0/28 Buckshot)
   28 Buckshot Cartriges
   10 TOAST Industrues "dewelder" Cartriges
   9 TASER International XREP Cartriges
Marsec Body Armor, PHALANX D/F Cell
Neodymium magnet
Whale laser

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles

Spoiler: Dermonster: Komato Ass-Assassin (click to show/hide)

Two laser daggers, two plasma cannons.

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

[Dermonster]

I think you misspelled it. His name is ASHA.

And the wiki is sorta (In a sense) right here. It's made by the creator of the game.

Teleport down to a hidden location and try to listen in on these insignificant aliens communication.

[TolyK]

I think you misspelled it. His name is ASHA.

And the wiki is sorta (In a sense) right here. It's made by the creator of the game.

Teleport down to a hidden location and try to listen in on these insignificant aliens communication.

ummm what?

[Schilcote]

I think you misspelled it. His name is ASHA.

That's what I said.

[Dermonster]

Well I have no idea why I'm here or how I got to be in a cake. There's these strange pink monkeys running around everywhere and an assassins job is to collect information among... other things.

Frustratingly In-character!

And you spelled it Asshat.

Along with my name having an extra ass.

[Schilcote]

Along with my name having an extra ass.

Assassassins, the ninja's answer to butt pirates.

[Dermonster]

Well I guess I'll just have to tear out someones rectum with searing hot plasma now.

[TolyK]

*hides under floor*