Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yes

0 (0%)

Yes

0 (0%)

Yes

0 (0%)

Yes

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[Schilcote]

Taricus: Go beat something with the noodle.
Fuzzy: Buff up Action Lamp into a heavy unit.

Taricus: 6

With the way being illuminated by Action Lamp, you head down the street in search of prey. You find a massive... thingy. It is very tall, and has really really big arms.

You whack it with the Noodle.

Noodle Roll: 1

You try to whack the monster with the noodle, but stumble when it hits. The monster hits you!

Roll for damage: 3

You are thrown a yard or two. You're in pretty serious pain, but you don't think anything's broken.

Fuzzy: 5

Seeing the monster attacking Taricus off ahead, you dollamance Action Lamp into a mighty six-foot-tall sodium lamp, powered by a wagon full of 12 volt lead-acid batteries.

Action lamp shines his powerful yellowish beam in the monster's face! It is blinded!

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 10%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandecent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
Dolla-buffed into: 600-watt high-pressure sodium-vapor bulb, five 12 volt lead-acid batteries.

-----

So how long does that buff last? Also 300 get.

[Frelock]

Flechette launcher on that giant thingie

[Taricus]

Troll it! (Monster)

[Trollan]

summon my own psi-noodle and beat the monster.

[FuzzyZergling]

So how long does that buff last? Also 300 get.

Is this directed at me? If so, then I'm not really sure. In Erfworld, promoting a unit to heavy is a one-time action that is permanent, but this isn't Erfworld so go ahead and make it however you want.

Punch it, preferably in the face or face-like appendage.

[Schilcote]

In Erfworld, promoting a unit to heavy is a one-time action that is permanent, but this isn't Erfworld so go ahead and make it however you want.

Oh. Well. If I'd have known that I'd have probably made Action Lamp into something different. I doubt he'll last long in this configuration.

Maybe once his batteries run out or his bulb wears down I'll have him turn back.

[TolyK]

MELONADE THE MONSTER! Then L00T!

[Schilcote]

Frelock: Flechette launcher on that giant thingie
Taricus: Troll it! (Monster)
Trollan: summon my own psi-noodle and beat the monster.
Fuzzy-Z: Punch it, preferably in the face or face-like appendage.
TolyK: MELONADE THE MONSTER! Then L00T!

Frelock:

Equipment roll: 5
You load a flechette into your flechette launcher. "Morphine flechette loaded," it says in a soft androgynous voice.

You load another one. "Saxitoxin flechette loaded." That's better.

Roll to aim: 1

You shoot at the monster, but hit Fuzzy instead!

Roll for armor: 2

It penetrates his armor.

Fortitude roll: 3-6=-3

He stops moving.

Taricus: 5

Since making faces at the monster would be ineffective, you instead run behind it and poke it repeatedly. It's exposes its back to the rest of the party.

Trollan: 4

You create a psi-whip and whack the monster in the back with it. It roars.

Fuzzy: 4

You run at the monster and try to hit it where Action Lamp is shining at it. You feel a sudden stabbing pain in your leg...

TolyK:

You shoot at the monster with your Melonium.

Roll to aim: 5

The melon bursts into pieces against the monster's hide. You can see the monster's flesh starting to react where you hit it.

Roll to aim: 1

Your second shot, however, hits Trollan in the armor.

Roll for armor: 2+1+1

His power armor is unharmed, though, and the melon merely splatters against it and vaporizes.

Action Lamp: 1

Action Lamp falls over! His sodium bulb explodes, and he reverts to his normal form.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 Morphine flechettes, 3 Saxitoxin flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently emitting static).
Ubercharge: 10%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter
Saxitoxin poisoning (Paralysis, can't breathe)

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandecent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.

[Taricus]

BEAT IT!

[FuzzyZergling]

Attempt to be less paralyzed somehow.
Nooo, my beautiful ability to breath unhindered!

[Tyberix]

Fire GEP at it !

[Frelock]

Heal my mistake

[Bdthemag]

Rend the monsters flesh with my macro!

[Trollan]

Fly, poke it in the eye with my psi-fingers, pissing it off and opening it up to attack

[Schilcote]

Taricus: BEAT IT!
Fuzzy: Attempt to be less paralyzed somehow.
Tyberix: Fire GEP at it !
Frelock: Heal my mistake
Bdthemag: Rend the monsters flesh with my macro!
Trollan: Fly, poke it in the eye with my psi-fingers, pissing it off and opening it up to attack

Taricus: 1

You grab your crotch and say "Woo". The monster is unimpressed, probably because it's already blind. It wildly swings at the noise.

Roll for damage: 4

You are knocked a fair distance. Your arm is broken.

Fuzzy:

You die of asphyxiation.

Tyberix: 3

You launch a GEP rocket at the monster.

Roll to aim: Auto-5

The rocket hits it right in the chest, opening it right up.

Inside is a canister with the TOAST Industries logo on it. The label underneath is very damaged, but it sort of looks like it says "Sin" or something like that. It looks like some sort of large artillery shell.

Frelock:

Unfortunately, the medigun can only heal physical injuries. You could probably cure Saxitoxin poisoning if you were in a hospital, but you don't have the supplies here.

Bdthemag: 1

You attempt to rend the monster, but miss and end up just moving a lot of air around.

Trollan:

It's already been taken care of.

You have a sudden vision of death.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 Morphine flechettes, 3 Saxitoxin flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 10%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.
Broken arm.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter
Dead.

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandecent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.