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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189514 times)

Schilcote

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Heal Bdthemag

How, by putting him in a box and refusing to observe him?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Frelock: Heal Bdthemag
FuzzyZergling: Go up the stairs.
Taricus: Up the stairs.
Tyberix: Press forward. Look for hidden areas.
Bdthemag: Get some healing from the medic!
Trollan: Hover in loopdeloops while following the group.
TolyK: Heal Bdthemag

Frelock: 4

You apply your medigun to Bdthemag. He slowly begins to heal. He's injured much worse than you're used to, it's going to take quite a while for the medigun to heal him up to the point where he can walk again.

Tyberix: 2

You find no more secret passages or hidden multitools. Not even a package of soy food.

Trollan: 3

You spin yourself in the air like some sort of psionic retard.

TolyK:

You propose that Bd be locked in a box with no medical attention. Until the box is opened and his condition is observed, he will be both dead and alive. All you need to do then is force the waveform to collapse into the "alive" state.
Naturally, no one listens to a word.

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The party climbs the stairs, climbs a ladder, and dicks around with some scaffolding uneventfully, before entering an office building through the window. You find yourself in a room full of female mannequin torsos.

In the time skipped over, Bd has healed to the point where he can walk, though he's still to injured to run or fight or do much of anything else.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 100%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Severely injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
25-watt halogen lamp, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

FuzzyZergling

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Animate them as golems under my control.
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Bdthemag

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Browse the various items stored on my laptop.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Tyberix

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Search the room for anything suspicious.
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Taricus

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Beat the mannequins!
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TolyK

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Take some into my inventory.
Misc object user FTW!
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Frelock

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Continue healing our injured friend.
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All generalizations are false....including this one.

Schilcote

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Trollan: Make a psionic boot and kick one.
Fuzzy: Animate them as golems under my control.
Bdthemag: Browse the various items stored on my laptop.
Tyberix: Search the room for anything suspicious.
Taricus: Beat the mannequins!
TolyK: Take some into my inventory.
Frelock: Continue healing our injured friend.

Trollan: 6

You summon up a psionic boot and smash through an entire row of mannequins. Heh.

The boot hits you in the face!
Roll for damage: 4

Your nose needlessly long chin bone is broken.

Fuzzy: 5

You end up with a roomful of headless, armless, legless female golems. Yay?

Bdthemag: 3

You play some Minesweeper.

Tyberix: 1

You search around and find a vent. You crawl in and-ZRRRRKK

You encounter a Mini Spiderbot!

Taricus:

You whack one of the mannequins with the Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos.

Noodle Roll: 5

The noodle smashes through the shelves like a wrecking ball through sodium, pulverizing all of the mannequins and knocking a small hole in the wall. Through the hole, you can see a very, very foggy town. The floor is also cracked, you could probably break through it by stomping on it.

TolyK:

There's none left.

Frelock:

You continue healing Bd.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 100%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
25-watt halogen lamp, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 10:15:39 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Troll the floor apart.
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Schilcote

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Heh, the end of his chin is armored.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Tyberix

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Yay! At last something to use that grenade on :D

EMP-grenade that spider!
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FuzzyZergling

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If the floor is broken, go down.
If the floor is unbroken, break the floor.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 06:57:32 pm by FuzzyZergling »
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