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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm


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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 189523 times)

Schilcote

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Crael through the hole, and drop down onto the street below.

You're a bit high for that. You're on the fourth or fifth story.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Frelock

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Make bd my heal-buddy.
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TolyK

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Look out the hole, kill any folks coming near us.
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My Mafia Stats
just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Schilcote

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Taricus: Troll the floor apart.
Trollan: Get healed and do more flying
Tyberix: EMP-grenade that spider!
Fuzzy: If the floor is broken, go down.
Frelock: Make bd my heal-buddy.
TolyK: Look out the hole, kill any folks coming near us.

Taricus:

You whack the floor with the Noodle.

Noodle Roll: 6

*WHAM*

You smack the floor with the Noodle, causing it to explode in a shower of concrete! The party falls through the floor all the way to the ground floor, as the building begins rumbling.

Everyone manages to get out of the way just as the building finally collapses.

Everyone is now on a foggy street. You can't really see much, and all the dust in the air from the collapsed building probably isn't helping much.

Injury roll: 1 2 5 1 5 1 6 1

Frelock got hit in the head by a peice of concrete, but engaged his Ubercharge and is therefore unharmed. Trollan was hit in the chest, but his armor mostly mitigated the impact. Taricus is fine. Fuzzy's leg is broken, and he also took a concrete chunk to the head. Toly's suit was designed for this sort of thing, so he's unhurt. Tyberix is unconcious. Bd is also unharmed due to the Ubercharge. Action Lamp's bulb is broken.

Frelock:

MEDICMEDICMEDICMEIDCMEDICMEDICMEIDCMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDICMEDIC

Bd is fine, so you switch to healing Fuzzy. His leg bone fuses back together within seconds.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 5%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter
Unconcious.

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
Broken 25-watt halogen lamp, two 6 volt lantern batteries.

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Frelock should really try out that flechette launcher some time.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #289 on: May 03, 2011, 03:07:15 pm »

Investigate the street.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #290 on: May 03, 2011, 03:19:59 pm »

Search nearby houses.
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Bdthemag

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #291 on: May 03, 2011, 03:24:19 pm »

Limp around, if there are any baddies use my flesh rending macro on them.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Frelock

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Frelock should really try out that flechette launcher some time.

I'll do that when there's more enemies to shoot at then three times the number of allies to heal.

Heal Tyberix, then action lamp.
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Tyberix

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #294 on: May 04, 2011, 12:16:54 pm »

Use my ultimate meditation technique to wake up! Or just wake up.
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TolyK

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #295 on: May 05, 2011, 11:00:50 am »

Scout around, pew pew anyone bad I see.
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #296 on: May 05, 2011, 04:56:03 pm »

Taricus: Investigate the street.
Fuzzy: Search nearby houses.
Bd: Limp around, if there are any baddies use my flesh rending macro on them.
Frelock: Heal Tyberix, then action lamp.
Trollan: Make a psi-gun.
Tyberix: wake up.
Tolyk: Scout around, pew pew anyone bad I see.

Taricus: 3

You go out onto the street and look around. It is very, very foggy.

Fuzzy: 2

The locks on the doors are all broken. Huh.

Bdthemag: 4

You stumble around, but find nothing to rend.

Frelock:

You heal Tyberix for a bit, waking him up. Unfortunately, Action Lamp is a lamp, and is therefore not affected by your medigun.

Trollan: 2

You have absolutely no idea how to do that, and even if you did, you'd probably need some kaydarin.

Tyberix:

You awaken.

TolyK: 4

You search around, making sure not to get too far from the party, but only find fog and buildings with broken locks.

You grab a boxed and unbroken lightbulb from the wreckage of the building and install it into Action Lamp. He seems happy about it.

Text:

Action Lamp lights up the fog with his new bulb.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle w/ Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter, TOAST Industries Medical Flechette Launcher, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, 4 ? flechettes, RADIO!? (Currently silent).
Ubercharge: 10%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter, Umbrella Employee Notes, *Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos*.

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro, body rending macro.
Moderately injured.

NPCs:

Action Lamp: Lamp
50-watt incandecent bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Taricus

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #297 on: May 05, 2011, 04:57:22 pm »

Go beat something with the noodle.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #298 on: May 05, 2011, 05:07:08 pm »

Buff up Action Lamp into a heavy unit.
Like, a mobile streetlamp, maybe?
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII
« Reply #299 on: May 05, 2011, 05:08:46 pm »

Buff up Action Lamp into a heavy unit.
Like, a mobile streetlamp, maybe?

A big ol' sodium lamp I'd think, like in Ruins. Pretty hardcore.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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