Sinpwn: Attempt to separate my conciousness from my body.
Kisame: Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying barrel. That explodes.
Japa: Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying sword. That keeps flying.
Fuzzy: Wait for neck to heal, then Doll up the schematic in paper form.
Rag: Shoot the chicken with the Staff of Sheogorath, to see what happens.
Toly: Find nails and other ferromagnetic objects.
Shardz: Spectate. If the victor is hostile, kill it.
Rent: Make a lawn chair from the wreckage, sit down in it to watch the fight.
Sinpwn: 5
You astrally project.
You are floating a few feet above where your unconcious form is laying.
Fuzzy: 1
You attempt to create a paper miniature of the machine. It catches on fire. The fire spreads to the grass on the ground, which is burning quite rapidly.
TolyK: 5
You find two boxes of roofing nails. Perfect.
Rag:
Nothing happens. Something must be wrong with the staff's power source.
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The party except for Sinpwn, Fuzzy, and Toly watch the fight between the robot and the walking tumor.
The robot takes another swipe at the monster.
Roll to attack: 4
The claw hits the monster in the throat, and it begins bleeding severely.
The monster hits back.
Roll to attack: 4
It punches the robot to the ground. It attacks with its other fist...
Roll to attack: 2
... but the robot rolls out of the way and stands back up. It attacks again with its claws.
Roll to attack: 5
It kicks the beast in the head, impaling it. Amazingly, the monster keeps fighting.
Roll to attack: 5
It grabs the robot's leg and rips it off. The robot falls over and the beast punches it repeatedly until it finally makes a last squalking noise and its single red eye goes dark.
The beast roars triumphantly, and then notices the party. Kisame launches a barrel at it.
Roll to aim: 5
The barrel hits the beast square in the head. It stumbles.
Japa throws her sword at it. It flies fast and true, powered by telekineis.
Roll for damage: 1
The monster smacks it out of the way, and charges at the party.
It takes a swing at Kisame.
Roll for damage: 6
The monster hits Kisame square in the chest, sending him flying. He hits the ground with a nasty crunch.
"God damnnit, I just got done fixing everyone!" Mirata yells. She pulls out Vengance and begins blasting away at the beast.
Roll for damage: 1
The repeated laser blasts do some damage, but not enough before Mirata runs out of ammo.
Suddenly, the ground beneath the monster begins to open...
The sinkhole opens up quickly, and everyone falls in, including the unconcious Sinpwn.
You fall for a few seconds in the dark, picking up speed quickly before you begin to see lights. Suddenly, a massive cavern appears before you, full of strange buildings with the words "Aperture Laboratories" on them, and a symbol like a camera shutter.
You continue falling.
Statuses:
Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
13 HET Grenades
10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
8 Dewelder Grenades
5 Flechette Cartriges
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks, George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
4 Pulse Clips
Gauss Rifle:
No ammo
Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff,
The Enclosed Instruction Book, Staff of Sheogorath.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer,
FlarePyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Sheogorath, Daedric Lord of Madness
Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades,
+<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
13 FRAG-12 Shells
25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel LauncherCarmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer
Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims,
*Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained SwordswomanTelekinetic SwordswomanOutcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks
7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims
Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
VST Instruments:
Contakt Dual-Ocillator Synth
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore
Broken neck, treated
Unconcious
Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims
Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.
NPCs:
>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.
Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.
Alien Blaster: (10/10)
10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (25/75)
2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin, 74 Stimpaks.
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)
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Um. Whoops. I forgot that there was something that needed to happen before I sent you to Aperture. Ah well.