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Voting closed: August 13, 2011, 10:28:49 pm

[TolyK]

If you don't mind me asking, what's up with the whole your internet being monitored thing?

Well, the government thinks I'm some sort of crazy retard, and therefore I need to be watched constantly. Well, the government doesn't really think that, because the government can't think, but that's what it's got me written down as.

I can see why
Well, that's odd... 

[Schilcote]

Kisame: Prep the Dropship for flight. We may need to vacate quickly.
TolyK: Get Fuzzy into the dropship, and make a pair of high-voltage-ifyable electrodes.
Sinpwn: Get to the dropship and try to tune the synthesizer into a long range communicator and extremely accurate weapon.
Japa: drool
Rent: Get Sinpwn to check out my new toy.  If that doesn't work get everyone else to check it out or start hitting random buttons.
Shardz: Get back in da choppa!
Fuzzy: Be carried into the dropship and maybe wake up perhaps?
Ragnarok: Get in the transport and start examining the staff. attempting to find magical properties. Considering where I found it, put up a mental shield first.

Kisame:

You grab the controls and pull at them. Nothing happens.

"Perhaps you should let me drive this time," George says.

TolyK: 5

You grab two copper rods out of Mirata's inventory and hook them up to a few other spare parts. You make a portable Jacob's Ladder.

Sinpwn: 3

You fuze the device into your lute. You can now select the Contakt sytnthesizer VST as your current generator at any time.

You think you could probably use Contakt to interface with any device that uses PWM signals.

Japa: 2

You fail to drool.

You do, however, regain conciousness.

Rent:

You hand the device to Sinpwn.

Shardz:

okay

Fuzzy: 2

You begin to snore. Rent carries you into the dropship.

Rag:

You scan the staff for magical power. Apparently, it has some sort of strong enchantment on it.

(I thought I had altered your status before... ah well...)

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Enhanced Marsec Armor, Lighter, Raw Melonium, 9 Mentats, 10 tubes of Alien Epoxy
Nano-EAGLE (10/90)
   9 EAGLE Clips (8 shots)
RA6 25mm Grenade Launcher (2/0 Flechette)
   13 HET Grenades
   10 TI ULPS Gas Grenades
   8 Dewelder Grenades
   5 Flechette Cartriges

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System (100% power) /w obsidian plates, Lighter, Melonium .357, 7 TIAIMAs, 2 Stimpaks,  George's hardware + Lapotron Crystal, Stuffthrower (Filled with Essence of Fire)
TOAST Industries 12-Gauge Fully Automatic Shotgun (6/44)
   50 12-Gauge WP Shells
Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle(30/30)
   4 Pulse Clips

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Singed Blue robes, yellow hat, staff, The Enclosed Instruction Book.
Bignose Dickhead's Single-Target Soul Stealer, Flare
Pyrodoken Tauntkill
Destruction: 100 (Mastery)
1,115 Septims
Sheogorath, Daedric Lord of Madness

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Diamond Pickaxe, Iron Shovel, 3x64 Netherrack, 1x50 Netherrack, 38 Cobblestone, 5*64 Obsidian, 64 Torches, 4 Iron Ore, Flint & Steel, 13 incendiary grenades, +<<Magic Green Power Armor>>+, Wand of Lava Immunity +1
==<<TOAST Industries Fully Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun>>== (0/13 FRAG-12)
   13 FRAG-12 Shells
   25 Dragon's Breath Shells
Shoulder-Mounted Forcer-Based Explosive Barrel Launcher
Carmintium-plated Obsidian Warhammer

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Brass Knuckles, Box-O-Magic, 1,800 Septims, *Obsidian Sword*, revealing platemail.
Trained Swordswoman
Moderately Injured
Unconcious

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Outcast T-45d Powered Armor /w +<<obsidian plates>>+
AER9 Laser Rifle (MF 24/35)
   35 Microfusion Cells (24 shots)
Colnel Autumn's Laser Pistol (E 30/90)
   90 E Cells
3 Stimpaks

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

7 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, Iron Warhammer
1280 Septims

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Överchärgëd Mägitëch lütë
Extremely glowy dragonscale barding
89 bottles of Ironpine Melange
Toolbox of miscelaneous engineering items
Titanium scraps
3 pieces or orichalcum ore
one bar of carmintium
Source engine with assorted planar essences.
Electroshock Daggersword (2,000/2,000)
Mentat Rush
6 blocks of Copper Ore

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Equipment: 1 Photon saber, 1 Photon handgun, 5 damage mines, 5 freeze mines, 4 confusion mines, Grueslayer, Grueslayer's Sheath.
Specialties: Auto repair functions, very strong.
50 Septims
Contakt

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

>1,000 watt D/F bulb, two 6 volt lantern batteries, one PHALANX D/F cell.

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Downloaded to the computer of a TOAST Industries Mk. II Ultravan, which was removed and is now in TolyK's inventory.

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Alien Blaster: (10/10)
   10,000 Alien Power Cells
Pancor Jackhammer: (14/14)
   1,200 Shotgun Shells
Vengance: (25/75)
   2,000 Electron Charge Packs
15 Morphine, 1 Psycho, 25 Mentats, 5 Ibuprophen, 5 Aspirin, 74 Stimpaks.
Enclave Enforcer Powered Armor, Shady Hat, Enclave Enforcer Shades, 25 tubes of Ailen Epoxy, TSC Radio, Pip-Boy 3000, various bits of robot-wrangling equipment, assorted ammo, metric crapton of bottlecaps
Followers: Safebot, 1 Teslatron, 2 Robobrains (Alien Blaster, Heat Blaster)

[Sinpwn]

"So where to next?"
Hook my source engine into the Dropship so that systems can be overcharged in a percentage based system. (I.E. Thrusters, Shields, Turret). Set Thruster overcharge to 100% when we take off.

[dragonshardz]

Make sure I'm up to full health and everything I'm equpping is ready to use. Man the turret. Wait for liftoff.

Mind if I ask where you live, Schilcote?

[Schilcote]

Mind if I ask where you live, Schilcote?

America. Though from reading my life history, you might think I lived in the Soviet Union.

"So where to next?"

Mirata responds. "If we can stop by my house in Megaton, I could give you guys some of my spare weapons... though I don't know how to get back to the Capital Wasteland. I always though the rest of the world was like that too. It's kind of weird now that I think about it, for some reason I just couldn't go past a certain point, except when I really needed to."

[kisame12794]

Schil do you mean tesala coil?

Scan building and surrounding area for signs of life. Look at the radar for any incoming aircraft.

I am assuming there is scanning and radar on this dropship.

[TolyK]

WHOO
Find/get/salvage a bunch of coils.
Improv high-tech weapons ftw!

[ragnarok97071]

Holy shit I'm the lord of Madness.

This should be fun.

"We need to get to the capitol wasteland? Hmm..." Attempt to create a portal there using the staff and my apparent dominion over madness.

[FuzzyZergling]

If you don't mind me asking, what's up with the whole your internet being monitored thing?

Well, the government thinks I'm some sort of crazy retard, and therefore I need to be watched constantly. Well, the government doesn't really think that, because the government can't think, but that's what it's got me written down as.

I almost didn't get my inheritance money from my father because the government thought that my Aspergers would "effect my judgement".
I had to jump through a fuckload of hoops to prove I wasn't mentally impared.
Anyway...

Dream up awesome Hardware schematics!

[Schilcote]

Sinpwn: Hook my source engine into the Dropship so that systems can be overcharged in a percentage based system. (I.E. Thrusters, Shields, Turret). Set Thruster overcharge to 100% when we take off.
Shardz: Make sure I'm up to full health and everything I'm equpping is ready to use. Man the turret. Wait for liftoff.
Kisame: Scan building and surrounding area for signs of life. Look at the radar for any incoming aircraft.
TolyK: Find/get/salvage a bunch of coils.
Rag: Attempt to create a portal there using the staff and my apparent dominion over madness.
Fuzzy: Dream up awesome Hardware schematics!

Sinpwn: 6

You set this up, and overcharge the engines.

Shardz:

The dropship rises into the air.

TolyK: 5

You quickly run out of the dropship and grab a Slinky from the Duke of Maina's room, then run back in.

Kisame:

The dropship's instruments seem to show no incoming aircraft. You ask George, and he says that there's no living beings around that he can detect.

Rag:

You wave the staff around in the air. Nothing happens.

You then look up instructions for a portal spell in the Instruction Book. You cast it. It should take you to the place Mirata was talking about, unless someone hooked up an enchantment device to a beam of some kind and turned it up full blast. Then who knows what would happen.

Fuzzy: 6

You recieve a vision of some sort of massive airship. It's too complex for you to understand, and all the labels are in a different language, but you can make out the name inscribed in the lower left corner, "Kisame Cattenmat".

Text:

The dropship heads through Rag's portal.

*WHAM*

Something goes wrong, and there is a massive shuddering.

Then, the party, dropship and all suddenly finds themselves somewhere else. There is a open meadow below you, full of tall grass.

The dropship's console begins beeping. George speaks. "There are two guided surface-to-air missiles headed straight towards us. I cannot outmanuver them. Impact in ten seconds."

[ragnarok97071]

Missiles? Oh well, this should be easy. Firaga+Thundaga... CHAIN 'SPLOSIONS.

[TolyK]

applyForce() the missiles back to the sender.
Run if that fails. 

[kisame12794]

Deploy flares and chaff and brace for evasive manouvering.

Flares for heat seeking, chaff for radar.

[Schilcote]

I keep forgetting how awesome you guys are. Should have known two missiles weren't going to cut it. Ah well, I have a backup plan.

Kisame:

Did you not notice Fuzzy's turn, or did you just not grasp the significance of it?

[kisame12794]

I has airship? I really don't know.