Hey, this is my first post and my first topic, so be gentle. I searched and I didn't see anything similar to this other than The Ten Commandments of Dwarves, so I decided to post it. I read a text file (the ten commandments of C) and was inspired to write this out of boredom after a good session of DF. I showed it to some friends and they liked it, so I figured I should post it here. This is all based on my experience playing a new fortress.
Anyway, I hope you all like it.
I. Thou shalt produce much of thine most holy drink from the fruits of the world and of the sweat of thy brow.
II. Thou shalt never make waste of thine stone, wood, or time.
III. Thou shalt always aim to kill thine foe, lest they return.
IV. If thou doth anger another race of Armok, thou shalt prepare for the worst.
V. If thou shalt experience critical failure in thy form of death, yet have servants still in thine grasp, thou shalt not abandon fortress, for doing so is a disgrace to Armok and a disgrace upon thine mountainhomes, and of thy holy dwarven race.
VI. Thou shalt make use of thy land Armok hath giveth unto thee.
VII. Thou shalt always produce containers for thy holy drink and fruits of thy land of Armok.
VIII. If thy servants be angered or if thine servants suffer demons of the mind, thou shalt aim to satisfy or eliminate your fellow dwarf.
IX. If thou shalt dig too greedily and too deep, thou shalt redefine "too greedily and too deep."
X. Have Fun.
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