Last, but certainly not least we have the great Prince Nidokoenig who has led this expedition. He rules with an iron-hoof and will assure that his expedition succeeds no matter what and isn't afraid to whip those lazy ponies into shape. [Proficient Lasher, Competant Fighter, Adequate Dodger.
Hair loopies? Could have been worse, the description made me think of pig-tails.
Yeah, seems like the descriptions like to do "braided hair" a lot, which the pony generator lacks/has crappy choices of. In fact the hair gets two seperate descriptions, is that intended? I imagine one of them should be describing what the tails look like.
Jeez, I've got expensive taste.
My pony likes clown metal.
She's also apparently the oldest female pony in the fort. I'm pretty sure I just got the pony version of Granny Weatherwax.
BTW, does anyone else want me to pony-gen their ponies?