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Author Topic: Elves, and pissing them off.  (Read 2516 times)

Alkhemia

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2011, 09:06:31 pm »

I don't attack anything that doesn't attack me first.
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Megaman

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2011, 10:07:48 pm »

I sometimes kill elves, but I usually don't bother and sometimes take all their stuff forcibly so they'll just leave already.
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Kit temple

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2011, 10:22:09 pm »

Remember the ever so classic old dwarven policy, "Invaders must die!"
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Aramco

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2011, 11:39:37 pm »

I don't attack anything that doesn't attack me first.

So... you're an Elf?
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Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

arkhometha

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2011, 11:46:36 pm »

So... you're an Elf?

By Armok's beard, Aramco is right! He's an elf - BURN HIM.
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Duntada Man

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Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 01:26:41 am »

I never understood elf-hate. Wood, food, cloth, dyes, alcohol: what honestly is not to love? That they hate wooden bins?
My problem with elves is this, if I treat them well they bring me cloth. LOTS AND LOTS OF CLOTH, almost nothing but cloth. There's a little wood, sometimes a little food, but 12 f-ing pages of cloth.

They have giant eagles, elephants, jaguars, all sorts of awesome critters and useful seeds they can sell me, but no, they give me cloth.

If I set their asses on fire, and sell them backpacks made of their queen, they give me animals to train and use to kill my enemies.

It's simple Pavlovian Psychology, we get rewarded for hating elves, and therefore eventually find the act of hating to be a reward in and of itself.
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