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[Kobold Troubadour]

The official Goblin greeting:

Code: [Select]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:C_KICK]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Crotch Kick]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:GREETING]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:FOOT]
[CDI:VERB:crotch-kick:crotch-kicks:crotch kicked]
[CDI:CAN_BE_MUTUAL]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET:B:TOUCHABLE]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:B:1]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:B:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:20]
This would explain the the low Goblin population. Was also tempted to add the cat cleaning interaction to elves...

[WillowLuman]

The official Goblin greeting:

Code: [Select]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:C_KICK]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Crotch Kick]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:GREETING]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:FOOT]
[CDI:VERB:crotch-kick:crotch-kicks:crotch kicked]
[CDI:CAN_BE_MUTUAL]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET:B:TOUCHABLE]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:B:1]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:B:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:20]
This would explain the the low Goblin population. Was also tempted to add the cat cleaning interaction to elves...

*Elf licks hand, rubs forehead*
"Don't Judge me!"
*Judges*

[Captain Crazy]

The official Goblin greeting:

Code: [Select]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:C_KICK]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Crotch Kick]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:GREETING]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:FOOT]
[CDI:VERB:crotch-kick:crotch-kicks:crotch kicked]
[CDI:CAN_BE_MUTUAL]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET:B:TOUCHABLE]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:B:1]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:B:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:20]
This would explain the the low Goblin population. Was also tempted to add the cat cleaning interaction to elves...

Oh my lord, my day has gone from good to wonderful

[WillowLuman]

Modded in a civilization that lives in oceans and builds towns. Swam out to one of their towns, everyone was dead. Then I realized; the ocean froze over night.

[jaxy15]

The official Goblin greeting:

Code: [Select]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:C_KICK]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Crotch Kick]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:GREETING]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:FOOT]
[CDI:VERB:crotch-kick:crotch-kicks:crotch kicked]
[CDI:CAN_BE_MUTUAL]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET:B:TOUCHABLE]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:B:1]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:B:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:20]


Does it make you sterile and cause VERY severe pain?

[davros]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.
Also, if you claim that NGE did anything more symbolic and/or meaningful than duct-taping crosses to the explosions, I will punch you.

[Mrhappyface]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.
Also, if you claim that NGE did anything more symbolic and/or meaningful than duct-taping crosses to the explosions, I will punch you.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Been having fun just adding weird greeting interactions to random creatures like: hugging dogs, winged pets high-fives, merchant wagon beasts greeting your fortress local ones upon arriving by slapping each other...why yes, Yaks do slap each other to say hello (theoretically)

Modded in a civilization that lives in oceans and builds towns. Swam out to one of their towns, everyone was dead. Then I realized; the ocean froze over night.

Oh yeah, I remember that I once tried making a Mermaid civ once...that...didn't work out so well (For one DF didn't like to have underwater towns aside from other "complications").

Wait...wouldn't that mean that every winter thousands of sea creatures die from freezing in cold seas and rivers or does it not happen when you're not there to see it? Schrodinger yo'~

[WillowLuman]

Been having fun just adding weird greeting interactions to random creatures like: hugging dogs, winged pets high-fives, merchant wagon beasts greeting your fortress local ones upon arriving by slapping each other...why yes, Yaks do slap each other to say hello (theoretically)

Modded in a civilization that lives in oceans and builds towns. Swam out to one of their towns, everyone was dead. Then I realized; the ocean froze over night.

Oh yeah, I remember that I once tried making a Mermaid civ once...that...didn't work out so well (For one DF didn't like to have underwater towns aside from other "complications").

Wait...wouldn't that mean that every winter thousands of sea creatures die from freezing in cold seas and rivers or does it not happen when you're not there to see it? Schrodinger yo'~

If it is not observed, it is in a state of limbo. For example, kings that are too old to live who instantly die of old age upon entering the map.

[davros]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.
Also, if you claim that NGE did anything more symbolic and/or meaningful than duct-taping crosses to the explosions, I will punch you.

That gives me an Idea.
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:DRINK:PLANT_ALCOHOL_TEMPLATE]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:people]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:tang]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling tang]
      [MATERIAL_VALUE:2]
      [DISPLAY_COLOR:5:5:0]
      [EDIBLE_RAW]
      [EDIBLE_COOKED]
      [PREFIX:NONE]
   [DRINK:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:DRINK]

[MaximumZero]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.
Also, if you claim that NGE did anything more symbolic and/or meaningful than duct-taping crosses to the explosions, I will punch you.

That gives me an Idea.
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:DRINK:PLANT_ALCOHOL_TEMPLATE]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:people]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:tang]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling tang]
      [MATERIAL_VALUE:2]
      [DISPLAY_COLOR:5:5:0]
      [EDIBLE_RAW]
      [EDIBLE_COOKED]
      [PREFIX:NONE]
   [DRINK:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:DRINK]

[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:people] 

[iceball3]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.
Also, if you claim that NGE did anything more symbolic and/or meaningful than duct-taping crosses to the explosions, I will punch you.

That gives me an Idea.
   [USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:DRINK:PLANT_ALCOHOL_TEMPLATE]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:people]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:tang]
      [STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling tang]
      [MATERIAL_VALUE:2]
      [DISPLAY_COLOR:5:5:0]
      [EDIBLE_RAW]
      [EDIBLE_COOKED]
      [PREFIX:NONE]
   [DRINK:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:DRINK]

[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:people] 

It's an anside joke.
I do remember once making a crusher TC that can be crafted of cheese. It did a blunt attack comparable to a warhammer and hit a good 50 times.
Appearantly, that's a magnificent way to near harmlessly (to them) to train invading enemies to ridiculous levels in a few seconds

[Bohandas]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.

IIRC didn't they have mismatched extra faces and too many wings and eyes, at least as described in the Book of Ezekiel

[davros]

I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.

IIRC didn't they have mismatched extra faces and too many wings and eyes, at least as described in the Book of Ezekiel

Yes. They were still dicks.

[Mrhappyface]

Well, they were dicks by our standards, but their "morality" was also utterly alien in nature.