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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #495 on: March 06, 2011, 04:55:14 pm »

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Sounds immpossible. Are you sure your soldiers are in the right mental condition?
And the alien attack, I dissent with any notion of that happing. Aliens? If they wanted to kill us, why have they not killed us yet?
And why would a super powerful alien race want to come to this hellhole to kill humans? Sounds like a waste of reasouces.
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #496 on: March 06, 2011, 04:55:34 pm »

Meanwhile, deep into the Sahara desert, under a tent...

... and thus it is decided. The people of the desert shall assemble into a Republic of Free Men, and march on the Romans. We shall not stop until the bloody heathen are destroyed from the surface of the earth.

Sheb steps out of the tent, and face a huge crowd of warriors waiting in the open.

To Rome! No one shall stop the mighty FreeMen army!

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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #497 on: March 06, 2011, 04:57:00 pm »

"Well, I'm sure as hell against a fucking prideful douchebag general claiming that he destroyed a division of mechanized troops.



Hold on, I've lost contact with Nagasaki and Panama City."
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #498 on: March 06, 2011, 04:58:27 pm »

((Funny, because in the lore, since America fell, the New Roman Empire is the freest nation on Earth...))

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What is it? Is there some problem over there?
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #499 on: March 06, 2011, 04:59:42 pm »

((You seriously think religious fanatics care about that?))
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #500 on: March 06, 2011, 05:00:13 pm »

"All monitors stopped responding...


Alright, I lost contact with all troops at the Panama Canal. Somethings going off out there."
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #501 on: March 06, 2011, 05:02:02 pm »

((...Well when you put it like that...))

(( But your name mislead me to think your nation was "Free", and seeing as you wanted to invade me, it lead me to the impression that you thought I was a manical dictator. ))

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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #502 on: March 06, 2011, 05:03:15 pm »

"I'm getting sensors of one of the Ion Cannons being eliminated. Please confirm that, over."
If one is in Rome right now, one could see a bright light in the sky, followed by wreckage.
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #503 on: March 06, 2011, 05:04:11 pm »

((Serving our Lord is the only true freedom! You never noticed how every single bloody dicatorship got stuff like "democratic", "people's" or "free" in their name?))
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #504 on: March 06, 2011, 05:05:42 pm »

"Rex, explain to me how we lost Sri lanka?!"

"Only a small garrison, a battalion of mechanized infantry"

"Get the guard officers in here, rome going to get a nasty surprise"
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #505 on: March 06, 2011, 05:07:45 pm »

((To Taricus: It was a full garrison. We just sent the PSF. Which are really, REALLY badass. A single squad can take on armies.))

((To Sheb: Ok then. I'm fine with that))

((We also have the most skilled soldiers, but we don't have a lot of them. Think Space Marines, only remove the big and thick (XD) power armor with something less huge and resembles more of a Roman Legionary outfit, and replace bolters with normal bullet weapons.))
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #506 on: March 06, 2011, 05:09:54 pm »

As the Freemen's caravans were walking northward, carrying high-tech lasers of unknown origin on camelback, Sheb was plotting his campaign, drawing a crude map in the sand.

Well, they have superior manpower, firepower and equipment. However, we can make a guerilla war last for as long as we please. We should send a quarter of our troops to Morocco, to free our people there and get harbours on the Mediterranean. Meanwhile, the bulk of our force will disperse in groups of 50 men, led by chieftains, to hassle his troops from Tunis to the Suez canal. The Heretic's day are counted!
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« Reply #507 on: March 06, 2011, 05:10:38 pm »

((Doubt it, a small mechanized force can control a entire country with enough police personnel. and I doubt the PSF are as badass as you think ;). most Aust. troops are equipped with KB. and a few divisions aren't human...))
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #508 on: March 06, 2011, 05:11:08 pm »

"This is a report to all factions. Please confirm any anomalous events happening in the atmosphere right now. Plasma bursts were recorded happening at twenty minute intervals."
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Re: War Field: Unlikely Alliances!
« Reply #509 on: March 06, 2011, 05:13:05 pm »

"This is the kabul L5 station, no disturbances have been detected. please reconfigure your sensors"
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