Dispatch to the Commonwealth Embassy:
The most powerful Emperor Ying Zheng demands that you put forth your plans towards the Middle Kingdom, for his viewing pleasure. No word can escape his ears, and it is known to him that your leader is attempting to reclaim the territories formerly lost by the USSR.
With the People's Republic communistic ties to Moscow, the all wise Emperor has no doubts that your country has aims towards our mighty Empire.
Message to the honorable Emperor Ying Zheng:
I am graced by your correspondence, my friend. While it may seem that the commonwealth is taking the route of the old soviet union, you have my word that we will not encroach upon any of your lands. We plan to take back the former soviet union, plus a few countries engulfed in anarchy. My humble request to you, emperor, Is that you see fit to stop your conquest at the borders of the soviet union.
Your humble friend and fellow ruler,
Mikhail Gorbavich
Message to the Commonwealth Embassy:
Then the peoples of the Zheng and the Commonwealth can live in peace. The most mighty Emperor Ying Zheng has no designs towards the former territories of the Soviet Union.
Emperor Ying Zheng was enjoying his morning tea when the messenger arrived. His metal collar marked him as a member of the Qiǎngpò Láodòng. The messenger stammered for a few seconds, before he finally began to speak.
"Most honourable and merciful Emperor, the NRE has published their latest map of the world."
"And?" asked the Emperor, wondering why he was being bothered.
The messenger bowed even lower before he continued. "They did not put your glorious Empire on their map."
The Emperor paused for a few minutes, digesting this knowledge. Finally, he opened a box next to his tea cup, and pressed the button hidden inside. The messenger's head exploded in a shower of blood and guts. Unfazed, despite the bits of brain in his tea and on his face, the Emperor signalled to one of his ministers. "Contact the NRE, to learn any excuses for this grave insult." He paused for a few seconds. "Have you received any word from the GDI?"
"No," the minister stammered.
"Then contact them again," the Emperor replied, before he started to sip his tea again.
Message to the New Roman Empire Embassy:
The powerful and ruthless Emperor is insulted at your rejection of his vast holdings on your so-called International map. He demands an explanation, though he has no doubts that they will be petty, and decrepit.
Message to the Global Defence Initiative:
The most glorious and wealthy Emperor wishes to for a meeting to be held, between your Ministers of Finance and ours. The Emperor seeks free trade among our two nations, and has need of several facilities in Japan.
Please, reply at once.