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[Virex]

Freeman goes to use the Gravity Gun on Newton, only to see Newton put up his palm and deflect the blast back, narrowly missing Freeman.

Camera goes to a close-up of a sneering Newton, who says, "Bitch...I invented gravity."

(Don't even start correcting it...you know it's what they'd do in a Hollywood film)

This would of course result in a long and epic fight, finally ending with Gordon knocking Isaac to the ground and loading a grenade into his MP-7. Cue the following reply:


So... You invented gravity? I guess that makes you eligible for a Nobel Prize

[Tellemurius]

PWNED

[Pnx]

Now that's a sig... I had to cut it down though.

[Megaman]

Freeman goes to use the Gravity Gun on Newton, only to see Newton put up his palm and deflect the blast back, narrowly missing Freeman.

Camera goes to a close-up of a sneering Newton, who says, "Bitch...I invented gravity."

(Don't even start correcting it...you know it's what they'd do in a Hollywood film)

This would of course result in a long and epic fight, finally ending with Gordon knocking Isaac to the ground and loading a grenade into his MP-7. Cue the following reply:


So... You invented gravity? I guess that makes you eligible for a Nobel Prize

Then an hour later Newton kicks Gordon to the ground after an intense fight.
"But.. YOU WERE DEAD!"
"Every action has an equal and positive reaction, Motherfucker"

[alway]

Then an hour later Newton kicks Gordon to the ground after an intense fight.
"But.. YOU WERE DEAD!"
"Every action has an equal and positive reaction, Motherfucker"

Er... It's opposite, not positive. Which I believe makes it a draw, since both have perished in the process. I can only imagine it occurring as Gordon Freeman delivers a blow so hard with his crowbar it causes the atoms to fuse, releasing an enormous quantity of energy, similar in nature to a hydrogen bomb.

[Tellemurius]

Wheres Hawking when you need him?

[GamerKnight]

We can figure this out can't we?

One of them killing the other, would have an opposite effect on the other... Making him more alive.

[Pnx]

Wheres Hawking when you need him?

Wherever there's a text to speech translator.

[breadbocks]

Freeman goes to use the Gravity Gun on Newton, only to see Newton put up his palm and deflect the blast back, narrowly missing Freeman.

Camera goes to a close-up of a sneering Newton, who says, "Bitch...I invented gravity."

(Don't even start correcting it...you know it's what they'd do in a Hollywood film)

This would of course result in a long and epic fight, finally ending with Gordon knocking Isaac to the ground and loading a grenade into his MP-7. Cue the following reply:


So... You invented gravity? I guess that makes you eligible for a Nobel Prize

No good. Freeman is silent.

[Pnx]

Freeman goes to use the Gravity Gun on Newton, only to see Newton put up his palm and deflect the blast back, narrowly missing Freeman.

Camera goes to a close-up of a sneering Newton, who says, "Bitch...I invented gravity."

(Don't even start correcting it...you know it's what they'd do in a Hollywood film)

This would of course result in a long and epic fight, finally ending with Gordon knocking Isaac to the ground and loading a grenade into his MP-7. Cue the following reply:


So... You invented gravity? I guess that makes you eligible for a Nobel Prize

No good. Freeman is silent.

Quick, we need a third character to do a deus ex machina and spout the one liner.

[Tellemurius]

And suddenly, Einstein appears out of nowhere!

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

*reveals a big bomb*

[Megaman]

Then an hour later Newton kicks Gordon to the ground after an intense fight.
"But.. YOU WERE DEAD!"
"Every action has an equal and positive reaction, Motherfucker"

Er... It's opposite, not positive. Which I believe makes it a draw, since both have perished in the process. I can only imagine it occurring as Gordon Freeman delivers a blow so hard with his crowbar it causes the atoms to fuse, releasing an enormous quantity of energy, similar in nature to a hydrogen bomb.

So I just woke up from my nap to read this. Was I that tired?

[Neonivek]

It's opposite, not positive

Obviously that is because... It wasn't Issac Newton!

DUN DUN DUN!!!

But who could it be?

[darkrider2]

Probably that Charles Darwin bastard. He's been trying to one up Isaac Newton for years now ever since he created gravity. Especially since Darwin's helicopter wouldn't fly because of it.

[ggamer]

I want to settle an argument with my brother.

He proposed that Isaac Clarke could beat Gordon Freeman's ass. And I said Gordon Freeman eats RIG suits for breakfast.

who would win?

You put Isaac newton in the topic, not isaac clarke.

Misleading.