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Author Topic: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown  (Read 19764 times)

Tellemurius

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Re: Issac Newton vs. Gordon Freeman
« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2011, 10:23:36 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on March 06, 2011, 10:22:45 pm
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Re: Issac Newton vs. Gordon Freeman
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2011, 10:49:03 pm »
Einsteins finishing move is a black hole. A point in space-time so curved that not even his most valiant opponents can escape its gravitational pull.
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Re: Issac Newton vs. Gordon Freeman
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2011, 10:49:42 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on March 06, 2011, 10:49:03 pm
Einsteins finishing move is a black hole. A point in space-time so curved that not even his most valiant opponents can escape its gravitational pull.
Actually that would be Hawking's, Einstein is time remember?
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Re: Issac Newton vs. Gordon Freeman
« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2011, 10:53:57 pm »
Quote from: Tellemurius on March 06, 2011, 10:49:42 pm
Quote from: darkrider2 on March 06, 2011, 10:49:03 pm
Einsteins finishing move is a black hole. A point in space-time so curved that not even his most valiant opponents can escape its gravitational pull.
Actually that would be Hawking's, Einstein is time remember?
So... his finishing move is he going back in time and stopping his opponent from being born?

or saying "I am your father"

"no your not"

*goes back in time

*reappears

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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #79 on: March 06, 2011, 10:56:40 pm »
Would make more sense if it was relative time, not reversing time.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #80 on: March 06, 2011, 10:59:51 pm »
So....


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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #81 on: March 06, 2011, 11:14:55 pm »
No, more like an insult based on time dilation due to gravity, and how dense the opponent is (intellectually), turned into an attack. Would probably have to ignore quite a bit of physics for it to make sense, but at least it would be somewhat based on his theories.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2011, 11:55:05 pm »
Einstein is relativity, no? Super energized, near lightspeed kick to the throat.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #83 on: March 07, 2011, 12:00:34 am »
Quote from: sonerohi on March 06, 2011, 11:55:05 pm
Einstein is relativity, no? Super energized, near lightspeed kick to the throat.
but in SLOW MOTION!
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #84 on: March 07, 2011, 04:09:14 am »
Now lets think of some chemists for chemical related finishers!
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2011, 09:08:50 am »
Let's not, things like that tend to get messy. Though I guess Langmuir sticking someone on a metal plate would be amusing, as would Gibbs causing someone to combust spontaneously.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2011, 11:55:03 am »
Marie Curie and her radioactive powered body.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #87 on: March 07, 2011, 09:02:56 pm »
Everyone knows Tesla is best.
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2011, 12:50:13 am »
Quote from: Sensei on March 07, 2011, 09:02:56 pm
Everyone knows Tesla is best.

Who's using radio waves to energize himself and electrify his spinning kick with AC current.

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Chemists are boring... though I suppose we could use Alfred Nobel. His finishing move is to throw a stick of dynamite at you, and then in the aftermath be praised for promoting peace.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 12:54:18 am by malimbar04 »
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Re: Mortal Combat: Scientist Showdown
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2011, 02:22:57 am »
Scientist eh?


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