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UristMcDwarf

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Make up fake cheats.
« on: March 02, 2011, 08:09:04 am »
If DF had cheats to make it easier less fun, what would they be?

1: Goblins won't invade if your fort is called "FluffySnuggle"
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j0nas

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 08:15:16 am »
Modding your raws such that you play elves, not dwarves, removes the FPS degradation issues.
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Kylarus

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 08:16:33 am »
3. Holding down CTRL+ALT while L-Clicking Giant Cave Spiders will open a SimAnt minigame where you play as the GCS terrorizing dorfs and ants.
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Quote from: Friendstrange on August 01, 2012, 08:58:29 pm
You mean the ability to have endless training dummies, a carpet of eyestalks and tendrills, and a plant that both makes for some good grizzled sea man hard liquor AND the ability to turn your dwarves into the Night´s Watch...not reward enough?

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 08:20:27 am »
Punching in the Konami code gives each of your dwarves 30 lives, a ¤steel machine gun¤ and a =rope reed bandana=.
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Quote from: Bohandas on September 30, 2010, 11:45:40 am
Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 30, 2010, 09:54:32 am
"Strike the earth!"
"A section of the cavern has collapsed"
"Your fortress has crumbled to its end"
Yeah, in the future you probably shouldn't strike the earth quite so hard

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 08:33:07 am »
If you spell out Armok in elf blood you actually get a goal to accomplish.
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Girlinhat: The biggest issue seems to be size.  A 1x1 room would allow for maximum child desecration.

Vorthon

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2011, 08:48:31 am »
Wouldn't this go in DF General Discussion?
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2011, 09:21:59 am »
If you flood your fortress with Magma you will win the game.

Ask the experts ;)
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 09:23:08 am »
If you hold all keys on the keyboard down at the same time as well as chanting Armoks name the final boss appears.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 09:24:47 am »
Quote from: Metal Militia on March 02, 2011, 09:23:08 am
If you hold all keys on the keyboard down at the same time as well as chanting Armoks name the final boss appears.

That would take some effort. I'm pretty sure it's hard to chant when your face is pressed against a keyboard.
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2011, 09:25:23 am »
Why do you think no one's won yet?
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2011, 09:27:06 am »
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2011, 09:54:50 am »
Regarding Forgotten Beasts:

If you collect a lot of these, something good is bound to happen!
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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2011, 09:59:20 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on March 02, 2011, 09:54:50 am
Regarding Forgotten Beasts:

If you collect a lot of these, something good is bound to happen!
I'm working on this.  Currently, I've got 1 FB, 5 Titans, and I'm working on catching myself an Elf Princess who is actually male.  It's annoying, this ambush has at least 5 waves of 10 elves, all mounted on bears.  100+ cage traps are needed to actually get my target into a cage.  There is no actual purpose to this, my group of axers could handle it, but I WANT that Princess!
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2011, 10:06:50 am »
I have one fb trapped 5 Z-levels down in an obsidian tower collapsed rather than deal with it. Does that count as a capture?
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Girlinhat: The biggest issue seems to be size.  A 1x1 room would allow for maximum child desecration.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Make up fake cheats.
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2011, 10:12:32 am »
Yeah, but you need at least twenty to get the adamantine sword.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!
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