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Workers: More materials
Soldiers and leader: STEAL ANYTHING THAT'S NAILED DOWN NOW!
Larva: ddddrrrroooonnnnneee.
Upgrade the hatchery
[4]+100 minerals
[2] You already stole everything
[auto-win]Hurp durrp
[auto-win]Liar- wait,i mean, Lair complete
-100 to upgrade the Hatchery
+100 minerals
+drone
+1 Larva
+1 Morphing larva
Buildings:
Gateway:DO NOTHING! No, really, go sit in the corner.
Drones:
The Nexus, BUILD IT! Then mine!
Units:
Leave two zelots behind, take 3 with me and investigate the skirmish.
[3]DAMNITQUITPOSTINGTHEACTIONSOFUNITSORBUILDINGSYOUAIN'TUSINGDAMNIT
[1]"Wait, didn't i just say build a nexus? where the hell is it?"
[auto-fail]The fight was already finished long before you got there
SCVs Harvest
Build Engineering bay
Build refinery
Acquire tanks
Jenkins &co: Go time Crisis on the enemy base
[4]+100 mineral
[Auto-fail]probably not, you'll won't get to keep those buildings when the Terran base Warps away(With the players onboard)
[auto-fail]Again, No
[auto-fail]Nothing to shoot there
+100 minerals
MY PRECIOUS CRYSTAL, I MUST HAVE YOU (Activate that crystal)
Drones: PYLONS DAMNIT, PYLONS!
[5]ACTIVATE SEQUENCE ON [6] through some kind of Protoss Insanity or something, you activate the Crystal in this turn, allowing the Terran base to travel anywhere on this planet OR nearby planets
[2]"GODDAMNIT I SAID PYLONS NOT A GODDAMN BATTERY CHARGER YOU IDIOTS"
-50 for battery charger
+Protoss warp crystal
+Battery charger
SEND EVERYTHING INTO THE TERRAN BASE, WORKERS INCLUDED
[5]YOU SENT EVERYTHING INTO THE TERRAN BASE, INCLUDING YOUR WORKERS
Workers: More materials
Soldiers: Guard leader
Leader:Join the attack and look for easy targets to infect.
Larva: ddddrrrroooonnnnneee.
Upgrade the hatchery
[4]+100
[5]What should i say?
[4]droen, one more turn
[5]Fight's already over, that is, if you don't count the lone marine attempting to run away, chasing after him, you attempt to infect him [4]Yuck, this shit sucks, you manage to infect the marine, but some substance or something that was in his body causes you to throw up blood(-5 HP), being EXTREMELY pissed off, he turns around and holds down the trigger [5] Several dozen bullets hit you(-20 HP) [4] but your Zerglings jump in the way of them, saving you from a Early Tutorial level death
[auto-win]Blah blah blah blah blah
-150 minerals
-25 HP
+100 minerals
+1 about to be infected marine
Player health : 70/70
Player Shields : 150/150
Minerals : 100
Units : 2 Zealots, 1 probe
Buildings : Gateway, 2 Battery chargers
Player health : 40/40
Units : 5 Zerglings, 3 drones, 1 drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrone larva
Minerals : 300
buildings : Lair
Player health : 15/40
Units : 5 Zerglings, 3 drones, 1 Infested Terran marine, 1 droning larva, 1 about-to-be-infected marine
Minerals : 50
Buildings : Lair
Player health : 80
Player Shields : 80
Units : 5 zealots, 1 drone
Minerals : 300
Buildings : Gateway, Pylon
Player health : 40/40
Units : 1 Marine, 3 SCV's, 2 injured marines(25/40 and 15/40)
Buildings : Barracks, Command centre
Minerals : 300
Player health : 400
units : 5 zerglings, 2 drones
Buildings : Hatchery
Player health : 100/100
Shields : 120/120
Units : 3500 Siege tanks, Enchanced special dropship(2 spectres, 1 Siege tank)
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