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Overpowered?

YES
- 5 (41.7%)
NO
- 2 (16.7%)
SCV RUSHES
- 5 (41.7%)

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Author Topic: Roll to Starcraft - (Turn 7 - relief, guess, 2 free slots)  (Read 11071 times)

Taricus

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Workers: More materials
Soldiers and leader: STEAL SHIT!

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KaguroDraven

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Marine:Guard my base and drones.
Lings:Scout
Drones:Minerals
Me:Guard base and drones.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

Keita

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I've got 5 zealots now.

Buildings:
Gateway:Sit there and look sparkily!

Drones:
Get me minerals! Needs me a Nexus!

Units:
Send a Zealot to go scout, rest guard duty!
« Last Edit: March 03, 2011, 09:12:36 am by Metal Militia »
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Ze Spy

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It seems that everybody prefers to scout about and not assist Draco in beating the Terran marine's shit out of em
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Keita

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Yep XD
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Taricus

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I'm taking everything that isn't nailed down, that stuff comes later  ;D
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warhammer651

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Meh, Leeroy needs a tank and a psi-blade so I can give the obvious order.
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Trollan

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C'mon, zerg needs to macro like crazy, then repeatedly summon waves of entire armies. as fun as lings are, we need infestors too.
larva: MOAR DRONES
Lings: Scout more
Leader: get back to base
Drones: gather more minerals


P.S: i didnt get a status spoiler

Taricus

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'Lings can steal shit  :D

Warhammer, TURN NOW  >:(
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ME: JOIN THE ASSUALT

BROTIP: This is NOT how I play Starcraft
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warhammer651

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Didn't notice the turn, whoops.
Mehrines gaurd
SCVs Minerals get
Leeroy: scout the hidden entrance with the new mehrines in the most reckless fashion possible

Once I get the cash,build a refinery and whatever else is necessary to get tanks
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Can I play as the Terrans the others have to fight or atleast some of them ?
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Ze Spy

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Sure, but with Harbinger turning the Hostile Terran Marines into a burning inferno and protoss Charging the base, don't expect your "Hostile Player" to last long

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Workers: More materials
Soldiers and leader: STEAL SHIT!


[4]+100 MINERALS GODDAMNIT

[6]OKAY, YOU REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING NOT PINNED DOWN, YOU LITERALLY STOLE A TERRAN TANK AND TWO CRATES OF..............What is this? Burning goo shit?

+100 minerals
+Terran tank(Unusable by Zerg)
+2 crates of Burning gooey stuff
+1 Drone
+1 larva

Marine:Guard my base and drones.
Lings:Scout
Drones:Minerals
Me:Guard base and drones.


[5]"Yesssssssh overmind"

[3] not much to scout about, except for that Base Skirmish

[4] +100 minerals, GODDAMNIT

[5] duh duh duh, nothing

+100 minerals

Buildings:
Gateway:Sit there and look sparkily!

Drones:
Get me minerals! Needs me a Nexus!

Units:
Send a Zealot to go scout, rest guard duty!


[2]Blah blah blah shield core damaged blah blah blah

[4]+100 minerals [Auto-fail] you'd really need to know that each unit only has 1 action per turn

[3] nothing to scout or see, almost every marine on patrol has rushed back to it's base

-Gateway shieldless
+100 minerals
+1 Letter of Recomendation(Of being clueless) from The GM

larva: MOAR DRONES
Lings: Scout more
Leader: get back to base
Drones: gather more minerals


[Auto-win]DRONES, DRONES, DRONES EVERYDAY, ONE MORE TURN

[6] you discover a small Armoury, not that it would be useful for you, but you have a Terran teammate, right?

[Auto-fail]You'd should know that players are auto'd back to the main point after their action if they didn't get into combat or some fishy stuff

[4]+100 minerals, GODDAMN DICE

-50 minerals for Drone
+map updated
+100 minerals
+1 Larva

Mehrines gaurd
SCVs Minerals get
Leeroy: scout the hidden entrance with the new mehrines in the most reckless fashion possible

Once I get the cash,build a refinery and whatever else is necessary to get tanks


[5]........BLAH BLAH BLAH

[4]+100 minerals, *Faceplam*

[5]Marine 1 :"Right, if we don't take em out fast-"
Leeroy : "LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINNSSSSS"
Marine 2 : "Oh my god he just ran in"
Marine 1 : "Lets go!"

[5+1=6] Charging through the Tunnel like a blind turkey, you get to the Base's gate in no time [Draco's roll] but appearentally, your Protoss friend mistakes you for Hostile Terran reinforcements and attack [4][4] One marine is killed, the others are injured, [5+1] but you totally dodge the psi blades [5] the other terran -yes, the Terran that hates you- fires at you [Adwarf's roll], causing no damage, you counter [5] bringing his health down to 5/40

-1 Marine
+100 minerals
+Damage to a Hostile player

ME: JOIN THE ASSUALT

[6+2=8]CCCCCCCCCHAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG [Leeroy's Roll] Leeroy and three of his Soldiers come charging out of the ground [2] your Zealots thought that it was the Terran Reinforcements and attack [4][4] killing one of his soldiers and wounding two of them, [Leeroy's roll] good news : Leeroy escaped harm

Wait, what's that? is that......

MARINE RUSH ACTIVATE

Ahhhh, SHIT!(AKA 12 Hostile Terran marines have arrived and are charging)

+Combat

Quote from: Tarran Marines
MARINE RUSH

[6]unlike the previous rush, you marines Rush into the Protoss and somehow manage to create 12 marines

"They WILL be overru-"



"Wha- what"

Quote from: Harbinger
SIEGE TANK RUSH, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[7]suddenly, Siege tanks, Thousands of them!, As this is a tutorial mission, i'll allow you to keep 20 tanks- oh wait, Harbinger is the GM's Character, nevermind, but still, 20 tanks afterwards

Whats that? the siege tanks have a Free turn? hohohohoho, the Siege tanks fire like shit upon the Terrans [7] blowing basically every single marine into bits and pieces and shit and twenty other parts you don't even recognize

+Terran base cleared
+THOUSANDS OF SIEGE TANKS

Spoiler: Draco Sumsusu (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Taric (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Seltine Muroph (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Jenkins of leeroy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Jimbo The Uberlisk (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Harbinger (click to show/hide)

Hint : Activated Warp crystal = Storyline progress, Chargeable, protoss only
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Ze Spy

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Re: Roll to Starcraft - (Turn 2 - "OH SHI-")
« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2011, 04:45:25 am »

OOC : Also, am i the only player to lose out to a surprise SCV rush during the late game?
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Taricus

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Workers: More materials
Soldiers and leader: STEAL ANYTHING THAT'S NAILED DOWN NOW!
Larva: ddddrrrroooonnnnneee.
Upgrade the hatchery

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