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[Tarran]

Turn???

Dude, patience. Ze Spy hasn't posted his turn. Also:

...I only usually can log on Bay12 once or twice day on my schedule...

[Ze Spy]

Loot the policeman

[Krath]

LIBERAL REVENGE MODE: GET UP AND SMASH HIS FACE IN WITH A LIBERAL PUNCH, LIBERALLY.

[4] You enter LIBERAL REVENGE MODE, preparing yourself to destroy Conservative scum. (+1 to all Liberal rolls for 2 turns, -1 to all rolls for 2 turns afterwards).

The power of Liberal Justice flowing through you, you charge the shop owner with all your might! [5+1] vs [4] [4+1] His jaw breaks in half as you LIBERALLY PAWNCH him! Blood splatters everywhere as he smacks into the wall on the other side of the store, and crumples down dead. You gained 10 Juice! You have also unlocked the secrets of Liberal Revenge! Check your status for updates.

Loot the conservative infidel of ammo, head over to help fellow liberals

[4] Liberally liberating the Officer of his ammo, you find a meager one spare clip. Still, better than nothing. You head over to the pawn shop and witness the carnage.

Offer the pawn shop owner a pudn pop but only if he gives me money and stopes attacking...if he declines SHOVE IT UP HIS ARSE!!!![

Walking over to the pawn shop, you find nothing but John Adams glowing green with LIBERAL JUSTICE and a bloody Conservative limp on the other end of the store. You lick your pudd'n pop.

Sad that his thunder was stolen, go to find a new conservative to beat up.

[3] You walk into a crowd a few blocks away, mixed with Liberals, Conservatives, and Moderates (yes i am using blue for moderates because YELLOW CANT BE SEEEEEEEEEN). Sadly, in such a huge crowd you can't distinguish who's who.

Kiss him and bite off his tongue

[2] vs [4] You try to advance on the Bouncer, but he doesn't swing that way, and pushes you back.

Loot the policeman

[5] Looting the dead Officer after your comrades have left, you find a clip of Pistol ammo which you don't have a gun to use with. You also find a small picture of the Officer's wife and children. They look surprisingly Liberal. Was this Officer just another who was brainwashed by Conservative Lies!? The mere thought gives you 2 Juice.

Bounce that Liberal OUTTA HERE.

[5] vs [1] [4] The tall Bouncer becomes angered over your attempting kissing! He grabs you by the back of your shirt and throws Kobrag...straight into the Coffee House.

Liberal Status

Spoiler: Talarion (click to show/hide)

Name: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: The streets, in a crowd.
Juice: 2/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Taricus (click to show/hide)

Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: Industrial District Pawn Shop
Juice: 18/1000
Items: $500, Pistol (7 shots, 1 extra clip)
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Jakeread1 (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Industrial District Pawn Shop
Juice: 0/1000
Items: $500, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Ze Spy (click to show/hide)

Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: The streets
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $500, 1 Pistol clip, picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Bruised Balls, oh no!

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Industrial District Pawn Shop
Juice: 15/1000
Items: $500
Status: INFLAMED BY LIBERAL JUSTICE (+1 to all rolls for 1 more turn, -1 to all rolls for 2 turns afterwards)

Spoiler: Innsmothe (click to show/hide)

Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Desert Eagle Coffee House
Juice: 2/1000
Items: $480, Knife of Conservative Slaying, 1995 SUV
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Liberal Information (click to show/hide)

Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (In use by Innsmothe)

[Innsmothe]

"...Thank you, you dumb wanker..." [/whisper]

Stalk through the place and hunt me some game. >=D

[jakeread1]

Try to go to the coffee house and talk to conservatives....Nicely

[Taricus]

Go and shoot up a conservative

[Tarran]

LIBERALLY loot the pawn shop before setting it on fire.

[jakeread1]

.....POKEEMON

[Talarion]

Continue looking... LIBERALLY!

[Innsmothe]

.....POKEEMON

Damnit be patient. the rest of us are, so I don;t see why you should be different.

[Ze Spy]

Try to loot a gun from the Pawn shop before John Adams burns it down

[Krath]

I really do appreciate the patience you guys are having.

Stalk through the place and hunt me some game. >=D

Searching through the Coffee House as stealthily as you can, you find a [1] table full of FBI Agents. Uh oh. [6] Luckily, you not only completely evade detection, but you've somehow acquired a Black Suit and infiltrated their table without them noticing you're a Liberal.

Wow. You get 5 Juice for stealthy infiltration of a Conservative coffee table.

Try to go to the coffee house and talk to conservatives....Nicely

Taking a cab straight to the uptown Coffee House cost you [4] 50 bucks! Moderates and their overpriced services...

[6+1] Somehow, you manage to talk your way right past the Bouncer, convincing him you're a Conservative, giving you 3 Juice for a badass persuasion. He opens the door for you and you walk into the Coffee House...only to see a group of Rednecks and Hicks walking menacingly towards you.

Go and shoot up a conservative

[4] The closest Conservative you can find is popular Radio Personality, Seymour Butt, walking through the crowd greeting his fans. His bodyguards seem to be busy accosting a poor Liberal.

You raise your pistol and take aim...[4] vs [6] missing Seymour and causing him to run in a panic towards his Limo! You might still be able to get him, but his bodyguards are closing in...

LIBERALLY loot the pawn shop before setting it on fire.

[1+1] Amazingly, you find absolutely nothing that could be useful to the Liberal Cause in this Conservative Pawn Shop. In your Liberal Anger, you walk outside and [5+1] somehow snap your fingers, Liberally causing the Pawn Shop to explode violently.

Needless to say, you gained 8 Juice. Sadly, your LIBERAL REVENGE has faded, and you have -1 to rolls for the next 2 turns!

Continue looking... LIBERALLY!

[6] Your Liberal hivemind telling you Taricus is in trouble, you somehow teleport yourself over to him. That deserves 2 Juice.

[2+1] You begin rushing towards the escaping Seymour Butt, but you won't make it in time! He's gonna escape next turn.

Try to loot a gun from the Pawn shop before John Adams burns it down

[2] You help John Adams ruffle through the things in the pawn store, but like him you can't find anything of use. At least you walk outside with him and observe the fireworks.

Liberal Status

Spoiler: Talarion (click to show/hide)

Name: Aiden Marcusson
Profession: Judo Sensei
Perk: Martial Arts: +1 to melee chance to hit, +1 melee defense
Location: In a crowd, charging Seymour Butt
Juice: 4/1000
Items: $500
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Taricus (click to show/hide)

Name: Sayyid Al-Harani
Profession: Programmer
Perk: Computer expert: +1 to using computers.
Location: In a crowd
Juice: 18/1000
Items: $500, Pistol (6/7 shots, 1 extra clip)
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Jakeread1 (click to show/hide)

Name: Jake Read
Profession:White Bill Cosby
Perk: Knowing what the jazz is all about: +1 to all socialization rolls.
Location: Desert Eagle Coffee House
Juice: 3/1000
Items: $450, Liberal Pudding Pop
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Ze Spy (click to show/hide)

Name: Kraut
Profession: Mercenary
Perk: Sharpshooter Mercenary : Can buy guns from other Mercs, Liberal or not, +1 to firing at medium or long ranges
Location: Outside the exploded pawn shop.
Juice: 8/1000
Items: $500, 1 Pistol clip, picture of Officer's wife and kids.
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)

Name: John Adams
Profession: Former Elite Liberal Senator.
Perk: Convincing Arguments: Able to freeze conservatives up in Convincing Arguments, similar to a guitar attack, just without the guitar. Additionally, he gets +1 convincing in friendly conditions around other Liberals.
Skills: LIBERAL REVENGE MODE (Can be activated when a Conservative rolls 5 or higher against you!
Location: Outside the exploded pawn shop.
Juice: 23/1000
Items: $500
Status: Recoiling from LIBERAL POWER (-1 to all rolls for 2 turns)

Spoiler: Innsmothe (click to show/hide)

Name: Kobrag Innsmouth.
Profession: Slaughterer at an Abattoir
Perk: Cattleman: +1 to knife use.
Location: Desert Eagle Coffee House,
Juice: 7/1000
Items: $480, Black Suit (worn), Knife of Conservative Slaying, 1995 SUV
Status: Fine

Spoiler: Liberal Information (click to show/hide)

Current Safehouses: Homeless Shelter, Old Cox Paper Mill, Smitty Meat Factory.
Current Vehicles: White 1995 SUV (In use by Innsmothe)

[Krath]

Ow, that was a double post. Ignore this post.

[Taricus]

GET THE CONSERVATIVE BASTARD!

[Innsmothe]

Somehow convince the Agents that the Hicks are LIBERAL plants that are about to commit LIBERAL VANDALISM against an UPRIGHT CONSERVATIVE citizen.