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Author Topic: Swordsman's Quest! - Antiquity Eras  (Read 4433 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2011, 10:07:40 pm »
RAGE!!!
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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2011, 10:08:11 pm »
They just broke The Rules by doing that, we must get our revenge.
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« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2011, 10:09:34 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on February 27, 2011, 10:07:40 pm
RAGE!!!
You attempt to RAGE, but are stopped by this unknown clan's incredible expertise in knot-tying. You hurt your head just trying to figure out part of the knot.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2011, 10:10:26 pm »
Learn to use the sword with our hair.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2011, 10:11:42 pm »
We lack enough HAIR LENGTH to do that effectively.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2011, 10:12:14 pm »
Twist and grow your hair into a sword through sheer force of WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2011, 10:14:59 pm »
Your head wound impedes your rage-fueled attempt at hair animation. You start to feel light-headed again from the effort.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2011, 10:15:30 pm »
Use psychology to give the enemy a rope phobia in hopes that they will dispose of the rope they used on you upon developing the stupid thing.
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« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2011, 10:19:07 pm »
The Lead caveman punches you in the head for trying to say such a thing as "fearful of rope"
Your head wound gets worse, and you pass out again.
...A kinder cavewoman replaces your leaf bandage during the night, and you feel somewhat better when you wake back up.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2011, 10:20:39 pm »
try to seduce one of your captors
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« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2011, 10:22:15 pm »
We have no modesty, so use that to scare the rope away.
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« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2011, 10:23:01 pm »
The Lead Caveman punches you twice more in the head after you try to seduce the first one you see, finding out later that was his wife.
Owwwwww.......
Quote from: Lillipad on February 27, 2011, 10:22:15 pm
We have no modesty, so use that to scare the rope away.
The rope does not have a modesty stat to affect.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2011, 10:25:39 pm »
Insult the rope. Insult the nearest rock. Do no insult the guy who punches you. Do insult the object immediately next to him.
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« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2011, 10:28:22 pm »
You insult everything and the (currently non-existent) kitchen sink, except Lead Caveman. The other Cavemen ask Lead Caveman, then punch you in the head as well.

The kinder one comes back that night and apologizes, but you don't hear her because you're still unconsious. The rope fled, though.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 10:32:15 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: Swordsman's Quest! - Ook! Era (Caveman)
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2011, 10:33:27 pm »
call upon your goddamn clan.
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