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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 17 (33.3%)
Green
- 8 (15.7%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (3.9%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (21.6%)
Libertarian
- 8 (15.7%)
Republican
- 2 (3.9%)
Constitution
- 2 (3.9%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Orange Wizard

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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4635 on: July 26, 2016, 02:24:53 am »

I'd have a higher government malfeasance score if I was thinking about governments other than New Zealand, FWIW. Not sure what approach other people used there. It's a very regional thing.

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Might wanna get your eyes checked.
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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4636 on: July 26, 2016, 02:26:03 am »

Might wanna get your eyes checked.
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It was off by two the second you posted that.

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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4637 on: July 26, 2016, 02:28:03 am »

THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP COVERING UP THE TRUTH
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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4638 on: July 26, 2016, 02:31:15 am »

(send someone down here, we've got a screaming enlightened on our hands)

Nobody is covering up anything sir, please, you're scaring the children. Look at the terror in little Flying Dice's eyes.
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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4639 on: July 26, 2016, 04:11:20 am »

5/5
2.87/5
Huh.

Government malfeasance: this facet reflects a belief that the government commits crimes on its own citizens. Your score was 4/5.    
Extraterrestrial cover-up: this facet reflects a belief that information about aliens is being concealed from the public. Your score was 1.67/5.
Malevolent global conspiracies: this facet reflects a belief that governments and industry are controlled behind the scenes. Your score was 2.33/5.    
Personal well-being: this facet reflects a belief that individuals are currently being harmed by concealed dangers. Your score was 2.33/5.
Control of information: this facet reflects a belief that science is manipulated. Your score was 4/5.

I am pretty sure They are after me now. I need my tinfoil hat, quick!
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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4640 on: July 26, 2016, 04:34:01 am »

Edit: I find it odd that I agree with basically all of LW's points but my score is a lot lower.
Maybe you didn't slam down your answers with the righteous fury of a thousand suns on the most extreme scale to the utmost extent in order to make sure they don't know that you know what they know. Which is good, because if they knew you knew, you'd know they know already.

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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4641 on: July 26, 2016, 04:41:34 am »

Edit: I find it odd that I agree with basically all of LW's points but my score is a lot lower.
Maybe you didn't slam down your answers with the righteous fury of a thousand suns on the most extreme scale to the utmost extent in order to make sure they don't know that you know what they know. Which is good, because if they knew you knew, you'd know they know already.
* Confused by your multiple pronoun usage, MetalSlimeHunt accidentally marks himself as the target for the dissident erasure squad.
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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4642 on: July 26, 2016, 04:46:59 am »

this would make a good RTD

avoid dissident erasure squad conspiracies WHICH DON'T EXIST

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Re: Shit, let's be reviving the thread!
« Reply #4643 on: July 26, 2016, 02:23:34 pm »

Government malfeasance: Your score was 2/5.   
Extraterrestrial cover-up: Your score was 1/5.
Malevolent global conspiracies: Your score was 1/5.   
Personal well-being: Your score was 1/5.
Control of information: Your score was 4.33/5.

Your overall score for conspiracist beliefs was 1.87/5. The average score of college students is 2.22
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4644 on: July 28, 2016, 12:07:17 am »

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Behold fate, inescapable, inscrutable, inevitable.

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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4645 on: July 28, 2016, 12:13:15 am »

557 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: MEAT PROCESSOR AT TRUMP STEAKS
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4646 on: July 28, 2016, 01:24:34 am »

Behold fate, inescapable, inscrutable, inevitable.

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349 - YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON
Projected fate: DEPORTED
Well ._. uh, at least we don't share the same thoughts of each other?

E: I wonder how I got 'deported' if I put in 'Asian/Outside America'. XD
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4647 on: July 28, 2016, 01:36:04 am »

664 - IRRELEVANT CLOWN
Projected fate: WALL CONSTRUCTION DUTY

ok then.
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4648 on: July 28, 2016, 02:07:26 am »

768 - GREAT PERSON, THE BEST
Projected fate: RIOT GUARD, ARMY OF TRUMP(TM)

Shiiit, I'm moving to America then.
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Re: Shit, let's activate my Trump card!
« Reply #4649 on: July 28, 2016, 03:07:42 am »

585 - You are the worst person
Projected fate: Meat processor at Trump Steaks


I did Crusador's text:

80% Socialist
76% Communist
63% Anarchist
54% Democracy
39% Monarchist
36% Fascist

This is an interesting result, because I consider myself somewhat of an antianarchist and am not a communist. I guess for Americans, supporting minimum wage and other mechanisms to keeping the poorest fed could be communism.  :)

The original personality test score turned out to be INTJ: Introvert(9%)  iNtuitive(25%)  Thinking(19%)  Judging(9%) which I'm not sure what its worth.
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