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[Monk321654]

Not that I consider this bad, but around here it sticks out...

I've never had a tantrum Spiral.
My dwarves are always good feeling.
I've never been deeper then 5 layers during normal construction. (See below)
I've only found the caverns once, on accident.
I've never had a siege, or ambush.
I've only had ONE Goblin Babysnatcher. Ever.
I never kill any incoming migrants.
I honestly don't mind the elves. (The short jokes are annoying, though.)
I've never seen Magma.
I've never built a siege crushing hallway trap. (I did TRY one time, but never finished)
I'm always kind to my visitors.
I've never seen a Forgotten Beast, Titan, or Clown.
I've never seen a Megabeast.
I've never seen a Semi-Megabeast.
I've seen one Kobold.
I've never been in any Evil region.
I've never visited a good region.
I've never forged more then eight bars of any metal.

Big list, huh?

[Broseph Stalin]

I've never been in a fair fight. Between cage traps, goblin grinders, cleverly placed war animals, and controlling where the fighting occurs it's very rare for one of my soldiers to be injured.

[sjm9876]

I create 2 gauntlets with interconnected pressure plates and pit useless migrants vs. goblins. All left on the remaining side go free. Yes,  I free goblins.

As for the negatives, I rarely dig down to magma and rarely deal with metal smelting unless I have a volcano. I do some forging for trap parts, but for defence mostly spam cage traps (see above.)

I also feel the need to put my signature in every fort I make.

To redeem myself, I do have a tendency to drop any re-trapped invaders/migrants down masive pits, and to flush their blood and corpses onto magma when I do have it. I then use the obsidian to build massive statues imbued with the blood of my enemies (and useless allies.)

[WaffleEggnog]

I never kill any incoming migrants.
I honestly don't mind the elves. (The short jokes are annoying, though.)
I've never seen Magma.

You monster!!!!!

[Loud Whispers]

I've only ever used magma forges twice.

[caddybear]

I very rarely breach the second and third cavern layers. And those times are accidents while trying to find magma or something.

[peskyninja]

I never built a pump stack.

[Telgin]

I've never successfully employed magma for anything, include workshops.
I always try to accomodate my noble mandates.
I like above ground forts better than below ground forts.
I never kill or experiment on my dwarves, including babies and migrants.
I've never killed an elf.
I don't fight fair with FBs.  I have traps I use to kill them safely to avoid risking my soldiers.
I go out of my way to protect every little soul in my forts, and keep them all as happy as possible.

[Splint]

I've never been in a fair fight. Between cage traps, goblin grinders, cleverly placed war animals, and controlling where the fighting occurs it's very rare for one of my soldiers to be injured.

That's more of a good thing though. YOUS THINKIN LIKES A MILITARY MAN!

I go out of my way to protect every little soul in my forts, and keep them all as happy as possible.

If they're not popular that's a little strange. I go out of my way for the super popular folks to avoid tantrums that get people punched to death, Everyone else who isn't in a breeding pair can go screw.

[Corai]

I have never made a !!FUN!! trap.

I have never experienced !!FUN!!

I am always courteous to my nobles.

I have never killed my forts.

I have always protected my dwarves and traders. Even elves.

I butcher kobolds that come to my fort if they get something.

[Splint]

Well, since a kobold running dwarves needs to make it look like he's as ruthless as the alcoholic screwjobs he's running, I guess kobold slaughter is understandable.

[melphel]

I never intentionally war with the elves (once they died in a goblin ambush and I had no military at the time) and I prefer trading with them over any other civ.

I only unleashed the HFS once, and only did so after preparing a repeating spike trap for them so I wouldn't have to lose any dwarves.

I never bother with the cloth industry, never grow dye-bearing plants, and only make clothes with spare cloth/leather from caravan buyouts.

Most of my created value comes from food and not crafts, I use huge stacks of quarry bush roasts for trading.

My melee squads don't see much action because I prefer to use my marksdwarves to potshot enemies to death.

I mostly embark in savage areas, and use cage traps on the wildlife.  I then edit the raws of creatures I catch to be war trainable and use them as the primary line of defense.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I haven't taken the time to figure out minecarts yet.

[crazysheep]

I haven't taken the time to figure out minecarts yet.

This.

Although I have had the time to figure out magma pumpstacks and levers of magmatic happiness.

[Valikdu]

I've never played as a dwarf entity.