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[Siquo]

Yours is way cooler than mine. Mine just dreams of people. Different ones every night, but when I ask what they do it's always "eating cake, and there's balloons and a party". Unicorns eating faces? I wish.

[bobhayes]

The other day, my daughter (the one who started this thread) said:

"Daddy, do you know what I would do if I found the bones of my enemies?"

"Uh...scream?"

"No. I would gnaw on them. And if there were bugs and stuff, I would feed the bugs to my vicious dog."

"That's my girl."

[Igawa]

...K that's adorable. If I ever have kids I want a daughter.

[bobhayes]

...K that's adorable. If I ever have kids I want a daughter.

This is the same girl who when she got a lightsaber (that she had begged for) in the mail, was overheard murmuring to herself "At last, I can begin my Jedi training."

[CinnibarMan]

...K that's adorable. If I ever have kids I want a daughter.

This is the same girl who when she got a lightsaber (that she had begged for) in the mail, was overheard murmuring to herself "At last, I can begin my Jedi training."

CinnibarMan cancels work: Interrupted by dawwwwwww.

[EmperorJon]

Everyone I know either calls it Dwarf Fortress or That Shitty Game You Lot Are Always On About With The Kitten Genocide And Magma.

[Girlinhat]

"Oh, are you guys talking about Dwarf Fortress?"
"No, they're talking about That Shitty Game You Lot Are Always On About With The Kitten Genocide And Magma."
"That's what I said!"

[EmperorJon]

Exactly!

[schussel]

The other day, my daughter (the one who started this thread) said:

"Daddy, do you know what I would do if I found the bones of my enemies?"

"Uh...scream?"

"No. I would gnaw on them. And if there were bugs and stuff, I would feed the bugs to my vicious dog."

"That's my girl."

i am torn betwen AWW and EEEW ... your kid is a bit scary

What, my two year old loves it. It's not impacted her psychosis one bit, except added the word "Titan" to her vocabulary for storytelling purposes.

When she gets to storytelling at school, you'll going to have some fun when the teachers calls you for a "chat"

"It's about little MinimumZero's stories.  They're, erm, how can I put this, a bit graphic?"
"How so?"
"Well, the class were asked to write a story about fairies.  She wrote about catching them in traps, and then selling them to some elves..."
"Well, maybe she's a capitalist..."
"...and then killing the elves and stealing all of their goods.  And then killing some goblins using the severed arms of the elves..."

made me chuckle madly

[uber pye]

I made a note saying who i wanted to be the baron so when my dad saw it...
my dad:Urist blahblahblah=baron?

me:what

my dad:(pointing to the note)Urist blahblahblah=baron?

me: Oh thats for dwarf fort

my dad:thats all you need to say

[Horizon9]

No one I know knows about Dwarf Fortress, so I have heard no nicknames.
I'm just waiting for the day where I find someone else who plays so we can talk all day about genocide and those damned elves.
Edit: Oh look at me.
Posting a month late.
Sure is necro around here.

[SirAaronIII]

N-N-N-NECRO!
not you necro910

[Necro910]

N-N-N-NECRO!
not you necro910

ಠ_ಠ

You got awfully close there.

[SirAaronIII]

I saw the fate of the other dude who posted NECRO, so I decided to get genre-savvy.
Incidentally, how do you make a smaller font than 1pt?

[Vorthon]

I saw the fate of the other dude who posted NECRO, so I decided to get genre-savvy.
Incidentally, how do you make a smaller font than 1pt?

Apply Subscript to 1pt font.