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Author Topic: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!  (Read 3093 times)

ledgekindred

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The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« on: February 17, 2011, 11:07:00 am »
A friend of mine had one of the most horrifying Forgotten Beasts of which I've ever heard.  I felt it worth sharing:

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And my take on it:

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The horror.... the horror....
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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
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I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 11:08:01 am »
I'm pretty sure it means donkey.  :P
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 11:09:00 am »
You know.. an Ass is another name for donkey?
Ninja'd!

Then again, the gas there is certainly not helping..
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 11:11:26 am »
oh god oh god why did i opened second spoiler?!
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 11:12:00 am »
Then it should have said "donkey."   I like my interpretation better.  (Mainly because I'm horribly immature.  ^_^)

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Quote from: Starhero on February 11, 2012, 10:31:23 am
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
Quote from: Kestrel on April 23, 2011, 08:12:44 pm
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
The legend of Reg: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65866.0
Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 01:27:30 pm »
Donkeys are referred to as donkeys EVERYWHERE else in the game.  :-\
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 02:01:44 pm »
I laughed. And you're right, since donkeys are called donkeys everywhere else, what were you to expect?

At least it wasn't an Ass Fiend.
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 02:15:30 pm »
It's the cute little wings that really made it for me...
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 02:22:16 pm »
The Ass beasts I saw ALWAYS have poisonous gas. Maybe 5-6 Ass Beasts, including 2 from the forums; poisonous gas.
"He he he", maybe?
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 04:00:58 pm »
The militia captain was caught in a spray ofahahahaa sorry can't even complete it
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 04:09:23 pm »
I laughed harder than I should've. That drawing was pure win.
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 11:55:02 pm »
Quote from: ledgekindred on February 17, 2011, 11:12:00 am
Then it should have said "donkey."   I like my interpretation better.  (Mainly because I'm horribly immature.  ^_^)

I lol'ed

I'm 45 and female, and I am immature enough to find this hilarious.  Your dwarves are etting pwned by Assy McGee :D
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 06:53:46 am »
I would like to see the combat log :)

Try to kick it to death.
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 09:19:27 am »
Zekrim the SBD-Beast...
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Re: The horrifying Forgotten Beast, Zekrim!
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 10:51:56 am »
I wonder if it can bite.

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